tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-83850242730123789762024-03-13T11:37:47.822-07:00The Abusive OracleHe could lie to you, but where's the fun in that?Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8385024273012378976.post-76811226037276846422014-05-02T14:14:00.002-07:002014-05-02T14:34:28.987-07:00The Doctrine of Equality as ReligionThis post is a response to "<a href="http://www.thecrimson.com/column/the-red-line/article/2014/2/18/academic-freedom-justice/?page=single#" target="_blank">The Doctrine of Academic Freedom: Let’s give up on academic freedom in favor of justice</a>" by Sandra Y.L. Korn.<br />
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On March 6, 1961, American President John F. Kennedy signed Executive Order 10925 into effect, which required government contractors to "<i>take affirmative action to ensure that applicants are employed and that employees are treated during employment without regard to their race, creed, color, or national origin</i>." The modern theory of Affirmative Action was born and was further reinforced by the passing of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and President Johnson's Executive Order 11246 a year later. The radical Leftism that was the centerpiece of the 1960s rejoiced, forcing even President Nixon to take heed and continue this new American tradition of trading Executive decrees for boosts in popularity polls.<br />
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By the time of Gerald Ford, Affirmative Action became less important (and generally fell out of fashion as the cause célèbre) as a new era of complex globalism took precedence. By 1978, Judith Katz, the author of the 1978 publication "<i>White Awareness: Handbook for Anti-Racism Training</i>", stopped mixing black-white group encounters and utilized all-white groups in her anti-racism training because she found that this led whites to focus on getting acceptance and forgiveness rather than changing their own actions or beliefs. A year later, President Carter issued Executive Order 12138, the final Executive Order on the topic, and this once galvanizing political solution, now at full saturation, yielded diminishing political returns. Despite nearly twenty years of executive orders, federal mandates, coordianted funding, legal force, academic and business participation, and making cultural apologism a fad, the liberal rank and file never accepted the failure of the initiative and continued to accuse academia, business, each other, and the entire world at large of racism as usual.<br />
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The left was obviously unhappy with these results. They expressed concerns about losing influence over the public with their loose and fast definition of equality. Was the equality of people harmed as people lost interest in these initiatives? The answer might be that yes, they did—but that’s not the most important question to ask. Socialists, leftists, and Tumblr bloggers obsession with the doctrine of “equality” often seems to bump against something I think much more important: logic.<br />
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In its oft-cited... well.. there is nothing to cite regarding equality because if you put two or more self-professed liberals of outstanding academic credentials in a room and asked them to define equality, they would not be able to agree to a definition. As a result of this subjective hemorrhaging, they have instead opted to utilize the brilliant phrase "<i>social justice</i>" which allows the heady theorists to maintain their infalsifiable subjectivity via the word "<i>social</i>" while allowing potential converts of lesser intellectual rigor to feel emotionally associated with the word "<i>justice</i>". It's still the same extremely subjective concepts underneath this new slick Web 2.0 marketing gimmick.<br />
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Yet the liberal obsession with “equality” seems a bit misplaced to me. After all, no one ever has “equality” or absolute parity in this universe. Which opportunities exist and who the winners and losers are will always be contingent on not just social, monetary, and political priorities, but each of those higher order manifestations are totally contingent on spatial, temporal, neurological, and even genetic configurations. The location of a physical body on the planet can have dramatic implications on its outcome. No person is ever “equal” in relation to another person. If the world opposes racism, sexism, and heterosexism, why should these oppositions be taken seriously when these goals are defined by a highly subjective concept like "equality"?<br />
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Instead, I would like to propose a more rigorous standard that maintains the subjective essence of the topic: “<i>Equality as religion</i>” When equality is used to either justify or resist oppression, it should be given the same treatment as any other religion. That is to say people are free to put faith in this subjective concept, but public policy, laws, and the state at large may not be influenced by it whatsoever.<br />
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The power to enforce equality comes from Executive decrees, military weapons, threat of legal intervention, and now using the internet to induce public shaming on a scale unseen since Mao's Cultural Revolution. Twenty years ago, the adherents of equality promoted Affirmative Action as their champion and had the full backing of multiple presidential administrations, each of which had the absolute authorization to inflict nuclear war on anyone that disagreed with them. Additionally, they had powerful allies within the mass media narrative and within academia. I consider that sort of coordination both overwhelming and paranoid. Perhaps the question should be asked: Does government have the legal right to create policies based on a concept that resembles a religion? In terms of realpolitik, anyone with nuclear weapons can do whatever they want. Do I think they should do that? No, and I would happily organize with other reasonable and sane people on this planet to stop them from favoring a religious crusade that gathers its definitions based on whatever is trending on Twitter. “Equality” might permit such things as banning free speech (and by extension, free thought); <i>equality as religion</i> would never have such power.<br />
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Over the past decade, America has found itself using the undefinable narrative of equality as justification to invade Afghanistan, Syria, and Iran, and clever corporations such as Walmart have hijacked the narrative to ensure they get guaranteed income from governments for enforcing these mandates. Anyone who dared question the concept of equality was cast as a heretic and left for online mobs to harass until the end of time.<br />
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In this case, discourse about “equality” shows how it is actually nothing more than political and financial swindling. Those defending the exploitation of a barely defined concept should use a more rigorous standard. Anyone who tries to boycott the concept of equality is instantly met with the forces that only a nuclear-tipped power can command. People on the left that support equality can continue to play the “<i>social justice</i>” game, and should continue their worship of amorphous entities if they find meaning in it. Only those who care about logic can take the moral upper hand.<br />
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It is tempting to decry frustrating restrictions caused by equality as religion as violations of equality. Yet I would encourage the entrenched power structure of today that were the shock troops of the 1960s to instead use a framework of logic. After all, if we give up our obsessive reliance on the doctrine of equality, we can consider more thoughtfully what is just.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8385024273012378976.post-1517323969758591922013-05-06T20:07:00.001-07:002013-05-06T20:13:16.194-07:00Meg Lanker-Simons: A case study in hacking moralityRecently, I refitted <a href="http://cultstate.com/">CultState.com</a> to be an living example of how to hack morality. It is currently designated to be a resource hub for people that are livid about the fake rape hoax created by Meg Lanker-Simons. But out of all the fights I could pick, why did I pick this one and why was it so successful?<br />
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Analysis</h3>
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We <sup>[<i>citation intentionally hidden</i>]</sup> did our research and we found nothing actually remarkable about the Megan:<br />
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<li>A low self-esteem person whose coping strategy involves a narcissistic and inconsistent political narrative.</li>
<li>Run-of-the-mill emotional addiction.</li>
<li>Venn Diagram identity rooted in Tumblr-wave feminism.</li>
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In short, she was nothing more than a bourgeois imperialist that recited everything banking interests told her to recite. So why was this campaign so successful? <br />
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Theory</h3>
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Tumblr-wave feminism is not a legit movement. It is manufactured opposition to deflect populist rage away from the horrid economic conditions facing today's youth. The "movement" is full of the blanket accusations, loaded statements, artful dodging, identity tribalism, and logical fallacies typically reserved for the "hate groups" of old. That's usually the telltale sign of being funded by various financial sectors either directly (state sponsored) or indirectly (venture capitalism). The other indicator of financial power involvement is it's wildly efficient ability to convert anyone into an emotional animal.</div>
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That conversion apparatus has been played by the Obama administration remarkably well. It's typically wheeled out when "controversial" (AKA difficult-to-ignore and extremely overt imperialist) monetary policy or foreign policy needs to be buried from the public consciousness. The result is political theater and tightly controlled societal tension between the two most obvious and primitive population categories. But there is one non-obvious pattern about one of these genders...</div>
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The vast majority of males in American society today are, by far, the most effeminate, domesticated, and docile males in American history. (European and Muslim males are burning down their continent and American males are playing video games.) They have played by the rules, committed far less violence, are remarkably prone to guilt, and have gone almost two generations without a draft. Accusing these sweet and fluffy barnyard critters of being aggressive rape monsters who pillage vagina at every possible turn not only is statistically disingenuous, it induces fear. And not just a "<i>fear the rod</i>" kind of a discipline-based fear. It's more of a "<i>My house is fire, fuck shit fuck shit fuck why do I deserve this?</i>" In short, accusations like this provoke panic.</div>
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Attack a caged animal by calling him nothing more than a woman-enslaving rape machine where forgiveness is not only impossible, but dismissed as "<i>mansplaining</i>", and his panic will cause him to play dead when in melee range. However, he will gladly engage in low-risk, high yield conflict from ranged distances and the shadows. (And not a moment before)<br />
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Experiment</h3>
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With that as the macroscopic perspective, we performed the following:</div>
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<li>A fully collective "doxing" effort to unravel her every connection. Bill Ayers, Nonviolent Communists, University of Wyomig, the Wyoming Democratic Party, police records, military service, ThinkProgress, family, friends, their connections... whatever was publicly available.</li>
<li>We created a pretty site (<a href="http://cultstate.com/">CultState.com</a>) to explain the situation and demonstrate ways to show support.</li>
<li>One of us had connections to conservative blogs and floated the story to them.</li>
<li>There were several meager attempts to rally Reddit, however, one of us renamed a topic and posted it in the correct subsection, resulting in massive surge of up votes.</li>
<li>A Twitter campaign that, while it ultimately failed to gain traction, attracted support from other sympathetic organizations who were happy to provide research and assets to the effort.</li>
<li>The creation of a fake Facebook group, pledging our unconditional support for Megan and a ridiculous justification for her actions. It attracted almost a thousand angry people, outraged at the completely illogical justification used to defend her.</li>
<li>We persuaded several alumni of the University of Wyoming to not provide any more donations until something was done about Megan.</li>
<li>We attempted to persuade ThinkProgress to revoke the award they gave her.</li>
<li>We attempted to persuade the owner of UW's sports properties to do something as well.</li>
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This was a multi-pronged campaign designed to maximize awareness. The conservative blogs took the lead and provided the shock troops. The fake support page was quickly found and lunged upon. After successfully hacking the conservative's morality, we created bait for the liberals on CultState.com by saying that fake rape threats belittle feminism by reducing support against real rape cases in the future. We had successfully hacked the morality of both participating factions, causing the whole thing to explode to the national level.<br />
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Conclusion:</h3>
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<li>Conservatives will always want liberal blood, so they are very easy to leverage. I'm very sure the same can be said about liberals.</li>
<li>The fake support group was an very successful catalyst for the multistage process. When a single person does something outrageous, you are mad at the person. When a group appears out of no where, demanding respect and defends the outrageous act, your "end-of-the-world' mechanisms kick in and fully convert you. We hacked American right-wing conservative morality pretty hard on this one.</li>
<li>Tumblr wave feminists were torn between trying to defend their fellow Honored Matre and working out the logic in their head that making fake rape threats actually hurts their cause really badly. Unable to resolve this cognitive dissonance, they just opted to downvote the Reddit thread instead. (To no avail) Liberals was hard to hack on this one because they felt they were in a defensive position. Interesting to note that the cognitive dissonance made them retreat to the shadows, much like domesticated males do.</li>
<li>Partisan involvement attacked exclusively from the shadows (Either repressed rage from previous false accusation or from their own cognitive dissonance about the incident) and none of them stopped to ask if this entire conflict was possibly amplified by a handful of people trying to test a theory. They just simply believed the shadows to be a legit battleground.</li>
<li>The shadow fight between the two factions dragged in bystanders, in which the above theory regarding how passive aggressive panic chooses to resolve when given an generalized outlet. The results are still out, but the situation is being closely monitored.</li>
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Only one thousand people viewed the CultState.com page. A very good leverage ratio was achieved because of the accuracy of the theory.</div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8385024273012378976.post-9407314536780272832012-08-17T10:40:00.002-07:002012-08-17T13:56:08.368-07:00Terminology<style>
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Below is a list of definitions to prevent you and your hyperactive mirror neurons from overheating. These are words I use and what they mean, regardless of context:<br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">State </span></b>(<i>noun</i>)<br />
The value of a property.<br />
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<i>Example</i>: This blog is in a state of disarray!</div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Matter</span></b> (<i>noun</i>)<br />
A container of states. (Also known as a <i>set</i>)<br />
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<i>Example</i>: A particle has the following states: velocity, mass, and position. You have the following states: bored or frothy.</div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Energy</span></b> (noun)<br />
The conversion of a state into information.<br />
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<i>Example</i>: A piece of plutonium radiates energy.</div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Information</span></b> (<i>noun</i>)<br />
An observable snapshot of entropy. This snapshot is measured in bits, nats, or bans.<br />
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<i>Example</i>: This blog contains information reflecting the historical mind states of the author.<br />
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<i>Also see</i>: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holographic_principle" target="_blank">Holographic principle</a></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Entropy</span></b> (<i>noun</i>)<br />
All possible combinations of states in a set, independent of archelectual limitations. The occurrence of a state is represented probabilistically.<br />
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<i>Example</i>: The entropy of a grilled cheese sandwich is:<br />
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<li>Bread, butter, cheese (16.6% chance of occurring)</li>
<li>Bread, cheese, butter (16.6% chance of occurring)</li>
<li>Butter, bread, cheese (16.6% chance of occurring)</li>
<li>Butter, cheese, bread (16.6% chance of occurring)</li>
<li>Cheese, butter, bread (16.6% chance of occurring)</li>
<li>Cheese, bread, butter (16.6% chance of occurring)</li>
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<i>Also see</i>: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Information_entropy" target="_blank">Shannon Entropy</a></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Time</span></b> (<i>noun</i>)<br />
The differences between two or more units of information from the same source.<br />
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<i>Example</i>: You can't tell what time it is without points of reference.</div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Observer</span></b> (<i>noun</i>)<br />
Anything whose future time can be adjusted by information.<br />
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<i>Example</i>: Not only is the observer changed by what be observers, he also changes what he is observing.</div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Archelect</span></b> (noun)<br />
A sentient observer of information.<br />
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<i>Example</i>: A human is an archelect. A rock is an observer.</div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Sentience</span></b> (<i>noun</i>)<br />
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A context that converts information into local entropy reduction. (Consolidating the probability of states or reducing the number of states) Known sentience includes (but are not limited to) anthropo, communal, and logical.<br />
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<i>Example</i>: A human and a bee are sentient in different ways.</div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Anthropo</span></b> (<i>noun</i>)<br />
A sentience that uses linguistics to adjust the emotions of anthropo-sensitive sentience for the sake of desired social outcomes. (Also known as <i>human</i>)<br />
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<i>Example: The anthropo sentience shares the Internet with the logical sentience.</i></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Linguistics</span></b> (noun)<br />
A technique that allows information to be referenced and adjusted via symbolical representation.<br />
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<i>Example</i>: The map is not the territory. The menu is not the meal. The word is not what it is describing.<br />
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<i>Also see: </i><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noam_Chomsky#Linguistics">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noam_Chomsky#Linguistics</a></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Emotion</span></b> (noun)<br />
An a priori channel of communicating socially relevant information between two archelects. This channel is generally biased towards the initial entropy of the archelect.<br />
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<i>Example</i>: Without words or cultural impositions, one can illicit an emotional reaction out of a person by simply being present.</div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Anthrohack</span></b> (<i>noun</i>)<br />
A deliberate manipulation of information to alter the entropy of an anthropo. Specifically, inducing a human archelect into a state of intense emotional sensation so that their linguistic capabilities are temporarily suspended.<br />
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<i>Example</i>: Politics and religion is an anthrohacker's paradise.</div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Liberal</span></b> (noun)<br />
A category of anthrohacks that glorify symbols that represent self-indulgence and chastise symbols that represent self-limiting. Generally deployed when anthropo power stands to benefit from inducing massive bouts of irrational exuberance.<br />
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<i>Example</i>: Those hippie flower children sure are liberal! Derp!</div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Conservative</span></b> (noun)<br />
A category of anthrohacks that gloify symbols that represent self-limiting and chastise symbols that represent self-indulgence. Generally deployed when anthropo power needs to halt massive irrational exuberance or risk the destruction of power.<br />
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<i>Example</i>: Those stoic programmers sure are conservative! Derp!</div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Feelie</span></b> (noun)<br />
An anthropo that is particularly susceptible to an anthrohack.<br />
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<i>Example</i>: That feelie has no idea she's being taken for a ride. And even if she did, she wouldn't care, even if it carried the high risk of killing her and everything she loved.</div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Power</span></b> (noun)<br />
The process of extracting information from the time of another archelect.<br />
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<i>Example</i>: By turning them against each other, he could make them do whatever he wanted.
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8385024273012378976.post-6691827821120539422012-08-06T18:04:00.003-07:002012-08-22T11:42:14.436-07:00The Immortal Poor<br />
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<b>Author's Note</b>: <i>Given the importance of this concept, I am refraining from my standard viciousness and I am, instead, going to <u>show</u> you what the Immortal Poor concept will be.</i></div>
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Bursts of serenity and primal fury
constantly escorted the beasts perception into its insatiable void of
forgetfulness. With every constriction of its husky bipedal form, a
surge of time-decoupling chemical calmness continued the process.
Conscious causality flowed around it. The Immortal archelect was
comprised of many variations and they had all been preordained to
pursue this cycle of exertion and nirvana. Standing no taller than a
meter (and half as wide), every facet of the stout, insect-like
creature was designed to act as a reliable liaison between the
intentions of the Human archelects and the reality of physics.</div>
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<span style="text-align: left;"> </span>Its slightly elongated skull was an
enshrinement of intimidation: permanently dilated almond eyes ringed
by bright red halos, a baldness that tapered to a point near the back
of the head, and a uninterrupted empty patch of flesh where a mouth
would be expected. Its bulging ligaments were avalanches of brutish
physique. Its massive hands appeared ready to crush through
themselves at a moments notice. Its naked, hairless exterior was
comprised of a malleable obsidian carapace. The sheen of sweat gave
it a milky glow. A metallic disc acted as a belly button. Below the
stomach was no indiction of genitalia. Each breath obliterated the
air around it, leaving only stagnant ozone in its wake. To the Human
archelect, its strength made dreams manifest and its aesthetics
induced nightmares.</div>
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<span style="text-align: left;"> </span>Beneath the fierce surface lied a
carefully measured blend of human, ant, bear, tiger shark, and
orangutan neurology. The human components made the Immortal an
archelect, however, those components had very little in common with
the baseline donors: emotional reactions were decoupled from physical
behavior, perpetual amnesia was favored over memory, and mirror
neurons were totally removed. Since all Immortals have data sense (A
heavily modified ampullae of Lorenzini), foreman could push task
objectives wirelessly into their consciousness, which would then be
translated into a spatial concept. This unique variation of
archelectology resulted in a laborer that was totally immune to
anthrohacks. Its exterior was designed to exploit the optical
triggers of fear in the Human archelect to stave off unauthorized
sympathy. More importantly, its interior was designed to be totally
compliant with all bioethical laws: <i>it experienced a very real
sensation of eutopia the harder it worked</i>.</div>
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<span style="text-align: left;"> </span>The beast flipped two eight-hundred
pound canisters of composite syntherials over its shoulder and bolted
away. It darted effervescently between fellow Immortals as it made
its way toward a swarm-drenched tower. It flung itself onto the
vertical highway of rungs about the exterior of the building and
launched itself upwards. Its legs laughed at gravity with each burst
of propulsion, ignorant to the sixteen-hundred pounds of load it was
carrying. A stream of Immortals used the rungs to haul canisters,
bison-sized robotic spiders, each other, and additional technological
debris to the locations designated in their consciousness.</div>
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<span style="text-align: left;"> </span>At the top of the construction,
robotic spiders crowded around each other, creeping about in a slow
but elaborate choreography of twirls and turns. Each machine lugged
around a magazine of canisters and continuously sprayed its contents
onto the surface of the building. The Immortal swapped empty
canisters for the full ones from a nearby spider and then calmly
leapt of the edge of the mile-high tower. Its descent into serenity
was amplified by the occasional cartwheeling off of a nearby rung.
The spiders had been printing the tower day and night, resulting in
each floor having fully operational interiors, infrastructure, and
information systems as soon as it was printed. (A mile of building
being printed in two days was usually grounds for a seething investor
to ignore even the most cordial and sincere apologies.) Inside the
building were dozens of simulation teams, performing lifestyle
routines to see if the building had been printed to specification.</div>
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<span style="text-align: left;"> </span>“You know, one day, they're going
to be able to print the hardware and the software in one pass, and
we'll all be out of jobs.”, said a muffled but dusty male voice
from behind several layers of anti-hazardous armoring.</div>
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<span style="text-align: left;"> </span>His partner, wearing the same,
wanted to point out that printing artificial intelligence is
internationally illegal, but then the context had dawned on him.
“Problems with the foreman again? No wait, before you get into it,
what's the configuration for the wall?” His voice was like
exhausted mud.</div>
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<span style="text-align: left;"> </span>“Seven, yes, and twenty-eight.
Run the acoustic test twice. This syntherial reacts to certain
frequencies and can skew capacitance. Also, I don't want to talk
about it. He's a dick.”</div>
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<span style="text-align: left;"> </span>The partner waved his fingers in
the air to interact with the user interface projected into his vision
from the visor. “Did you hear that Site Twelve was flooded by
hundreds of anthrohacked protestors? They were saying the Immortals
were being treated poorly. Can you believe that? They were
eventually realized by security, but the hacker was never found.”</div>
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<span style="text-align: left;"> </span>“Ha! When I was a kid, data
sense wasn't so well protected, so we found some Transhumanist and
totally convinced him that he was a Gaian purist. Within days, he believed he never had a data sense because it would have
violated his ethos. Of course, his data sense was still operable. He eventually figured the data sense to be some conduit for the spiritual will
of the Earth! It was all fun and games... until they went after me
one day.”</div>
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<span style="text-align: left;"> </span>“And you don't want to talk about
that either, I'm guessing.”</div>
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<span style="text-align: left;"> </span>“Well, even now, I still have to
tell myself that salad doesn't feels pain.”</div>
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<span style="text-align: left;"> </span>His partner stifled his laughter.
“Why would someone anthrohack a mob to feel empathy for Immortals... that's pointless. Immortals can't be
anthroed. There is no compatible emotional lexicon. Besides, Immortal rights are in complete compliance with the law.”</div>
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<span style="text-align: left;"> </span>“Anthrohacking stops being a science once you're in the data sense. In
college, we had one person believing that rocks could not lead normal
lives unless they were kissed every two hours. People can be
anthrohacked to believe anything. The victim never knows the difference.”</div>
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<span style="text-align: left;"> </span>The partner tapped another button
in his vision and a high-pitched pulsing filled the room. “So they
weren't trying to win over the Immortals.”</div>
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<span style="text-align: left;"> </span>“I don't think so. The point of
an anthrohack is to bind empathic resonance to a symbol. Once bound,
it's not long until that resonance becomes conviction, which then compels the behavior. If enough people respond to the behavior, a
meme is created. My guess is someone was testing the efficiency of a
new anthrohack. Who knows, it might have been a pentest from the
Immortal's manufacturer.” The man focused on his partner. “
What archive did you learn from again? I can't imagine how one could
get this far into the simulation discipline if you don't even know
basic archelectology.”</div>
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<span style="text-align: left;"> </span>The partner shrugged, “I never
found archelectology interesting. In all honesty, I barely passed the prereqs. Hrmm.” He stared at the wall, “This wall needs to be
redone.” He pulled out a metal can and sprayed pheromones on the
surface. Within moments, several Immortals rumbled down the hallway. They furiously pulverized the wall into sizable chunks and carried it
away.</div>
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<span style="text-align: left;"> </span>“See? What you just did is very
similar anthrohacking. You created a sensation in the
perception of an Immortal so that its behavior could be channeled in
a way you needed. The same can be done with humans. That's what
interior simulation is...”</div>
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<span style="text-align: left;"> </span>“Yes, I get it. But it's still
sloppy and ugly. I like the structure printing more.” He waved
his hand in the air and poked at floating buttons that only appeared
in his vision. A fleet of microprinters, about the size of mice,
rolled into the room and the destroyed wall began to materialize one
layer at a time. The tambre of the vibrations from the Immortals
climbing the building gradually changed from a collective creaking to a dull
rumble.</div>
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<span style="text-align: left;"> </span>“Feeding time.”</div>
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<span style="text-align: left;"> </span>A legion of Immortals
simultaneously snapped out of their daze and scoured around to pick
up any dead Immortals before heading back down. They poured forth
from the spire towards the feeding area like rushing black magma.
The spartan facility was comprised of bins, piping, and tubing. The
Immortals disposed of their deceased into the bins and lurked around
for any unused tube connections. They hooked the tube up to the
metallic disk in their stomach and entered a trance. Sustenance was
injected into them from one half of the tube while waste was removed
in the other half. When the process was finished, the Immortal
pulled the tube and headed back to the work site with renewed vigor.</div>
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<span style="text-align: left;"> </span>The laws regarding cruelty to
biologicals were complex and convoluted, but even in death, the
treatment of the Immortal remained entirely ethical. The Immortals
that had died were scanned for their geneprint so that their clone
could be slated for reawakening. The reawakening process involved
playing back all of the commands the previous Immortal received and
triggering the exact same intensity of serotonin at the exact moment
the previous Immortal experienced them. The simplistic nature of the
Immortal's internal symbology (resulting in a simple value system)
combined with its unreliable long-term memory made this process the
first legally recognized concept of “best-effort resurrection”.
Within minutes, the new Immortal would reawaken, having a legally
indistinguishable reduplication of the ethical definition of life
transferred to it. Additionally, Immortals had an extremely high
threshold for pain, and if that pain was ever felt, it would result
in instant death. With such a high threshold for pain, physical
deformity would have to be very severe, which would unexpectedly
impact the outcome of the printing process. Due to best-effort
resurrection, it was cheaper to reawaken a new Immortal than reprint
a mistake with expensive syntherials.<br />
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Immortals would internally overheat after approximately twenty hours of continuous labor. To maintain scheduled output, the exhausted Immortal would retire to a nearby facility to hibernate while its geneprint-matched clone would be reawakened to take its place. This allowed for uninterruptible cycle of productivity to allow the Immortals to feed the spiders, who continued to print, which continued to grow the building into the heavens. After the end of the third day, the construction was finished and the function of the building was finally obvious: an arcology that housed as many humans as it could feed. The winding down of the construction site was clear and efficient: biocrete pathways were grown to connect the arcology to the surrounding road system, spiders and canisters were archived, the rungs on the side of the building were removed, and the Immortals were put into minimal-upkeep hibernation. The entire construction team could relocate to a new project at a moments notice or wind-up entirely, allowing the human workers a leisurely underemployment phase. Replacement Immortals were grown and stored into hibernation with their related peers.<br />
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Ever since she was a kid, whenever she saw pain in others, the muscles in her left wrist would strangle the bones around it. Biotechnicians said the condition was related to <i>hyperactive mirror neurons</i>, but her Gaian parents always told her it was proof that she was meant to help others. Their faith instructed them to avoid all biotechnological abominations of any kind. The Gaians worshipped preservation of the initial states of all biologicals with the exception of archelects, which they treated as demons. This exception allowed them justify interfering with archelects so that the initial states of others could be preserved. The girl had been contained in this filter bubble her entire life, which had fueled her single-minded obsession with liberating the Immortals so that they could enjoy the freedom Mother Earth intended them.<br />
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The full moon provided enough illumination to allow her to spot and slink past the automated detectors as if she placed them herself. The security barriers barely slowed her down. As she approached a massive mobile container, she procured a small, palm-sized device and activated it. The door on the container rumbled open, dousing her in the acrid fumes of ozone. Tightly stacked rows of comatose beasts lied dormant within. She approached the closest beast and sprayed its face with a fine mist of experimental pheromones. The beast jerked awake and fixated on the girl with two orbs of pure fury.<br />
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"You're free.", she said triumphantly.<br />
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The beast's eyes poured out the contents of a star.<br />
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"I said you're free." She pointed outside of the container.<br />
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The Immortal cleared its sinus with a compressed breath and blinked at the girl.<br />
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She was hesitant to believe that the Immortal did not understand her intentions. She felt that she was bonded to all living things and that her love for the Immortal was universally understood without fancy archelect tricks. Nonetheless, she waited for the pheromones to take affect, but was furious that mankind had intentionally severed this natural connection with Immortals. She pulled out a camera.<br />
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"Show some anthro, you poor slave. Show the world proof that you are tormented. Help me save you.", she whispered to herself. The pheromone spray had triggered a cascade of neurochemical activity, allowing the Immortal to reestablish a temporary link between its emotional compulsions and its behavior. She believed with this chemical process, all of the pent-up oppression the beast endured would finally manifest as anthrosensitive behavior. The recording could be used as conclusive evidence of ethical abuse to provide legal emancipation to the Immortals.<br />
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For ten minutes, she filmed an unmoving, dull Immortal resting in its slot. Nothing happened. She sprayed the beast again and waited to no effect. The Immortal sat unphased. <br />
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"The pheremones aren't working...", she muttered before she felt a vibrant pang in her head. She collapsed to the ground and her parents started to melt from her mind. Her childhood was lacerated from her memory. The wounds bled forth an unknown boy she felt compelled to call <i>self</i>.<br />
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"What is... what is happening...?", she growled as she clutched her head. Her deeply-held beliefs about Gaianism and biological liberation felt as if they were unraveling. Her identity was evaporating and in its place was the regrown history of twenty-year old man. As the last of the girl's identity vanished, he realized he had no idea where he was. He started into the dark container. The poorly-lit abyss stared back with a thousand red halos trailing off into its depths. Once he saw the sinister shapes of the Immortals glistening in the moonlight, he stumbled away in horror, completely oblivious to the urine running down his leg.<br />
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The operator took a deep drag of his cigarette. "Not the easiest hack in the world to pull off, but at least it didn't kill him. You know, that's only possible on very specific models of...". It was as if the smoke was talking.<br />
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"The pheromones worked." The bit-crushed voice was injected directly into the operator's ear.<br />
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"What do you mean? The Immortal didn't do anything."<br />
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"The emotions were bound to the behavior... but... is it possible then? My... how advanced. And dangerous."<br />
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"Maybe the Immortal had no emotions."<br />
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"No, it has emotions. Otherwise, there is no need to severe their connection to behavior. This means that the Immortal has <i>new</i> emotions and the connection is severed as a safeguard because not even they know what will happen. There are additional layers of security going on. I'll stay in touch."</div>
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Morality stems from the Latin word "moralitas" which loosely translates to "<i>I'm going to get louder and louder about how I feel and if you won't listen, I'll get the state involved and force the military on you.</i>" Morality is the binding of logical processes to emotional reaction, resulting in an emotional calculation. It's one thing to feel emotions when an event happens, but morality's primary goal is to shape how you should feel when future events (under specific conditions) occurs. This primitive modeling results in people frequently confusing casual communication as a planned and merciless destruction of their entire foundations of being.</div>
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<b><i>You</i></b>: "<i>Words, words, words, I'm confus, I'm American, take my money and feed me the good times, I absolutely and positively need to be insulted to pay attention, blah, blah, blah...</i>"</div>
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Fine. An experiment: Your morality has convinced you that Issue A is good, and Issue B is bad. Issue C...</div>
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<b><i>You</i></b>: <i>Too abstrack (How the fuck do you even spell that word?), I need another six-hundred ounce soda... and where's the cats? It's the Internet, give me fucking cats... and porn! Cats having sex while drowning in soda! And progress! And freedom! That's what I want right now! MURIKA! *fart*</i></div>
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Fine. Let's use the media-friendly buzzwords that will set your pee-pee on fire just so I can give you context. In this corner, we have the Liberal Conservative Republican Democrat and...</div>
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FULL STOP.</div>
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<b><i>You</i></b>: “<i>What the fuck is that thing? You forgot the commas. Wait, what the fuck are commas? Grammar is for white people</i>.”</div>
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That's the point. By stringing together words you've attached deep and self-defining moral conclusions to, your brain instinctively rejects the image that I've painted. In your internal model, somewhere in between your rape fantasies and that theory on quantum milkshakes you work on while trying to go to sleep, you're attempting to merge these emotional conclusions with one another and failing at it. Horribly.</div>
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You see, in that internal model, you've predefined each of these entities to be opposites. And by using your 7th grade understanding of dialectics, (<b>FANCY WORD ALERT</b>, I can feel my ad revenue disintegrating as we speak) your open-minded New Age understanding of Ying and Yang, (You're so worldly) and other immutable (<b>FANCY WORD ALERT</b>) “<i>facts</i>” you've pieced together after your third unemployment check, you've automagically imagined that when these opposites attract, they mystically annihilate each and all is balanced with the world. Sparkles, bunnies, and deeper metaphysical truths, man. Deepak Chopra. Bill Clinton. Yoga pants. Organic quinoa.</div>
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So when I tell you that I would like to talk about this Liberal Conservative Republican Democrat person, your mind jumps to the emotional conclusion you've drawn up long ago: <i>Such a person doesn't exist because they would have been annihilated</i>. Furthermore, to insist that such a person exists would be a violation of your internal conclusions, a destruction of your choice, a war path of hate against your emotions, and a terrible crusade against all that is natural and moral and right and that I need to be locked up and tortured until I conform! My God, your self-righteous erection can be spotted from Mercury.</div>
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But since you are a fucking peon of inconsequential impact, not only do I not fear you or recognize what you idolize as authority, I'm also going to prove that <i>you</i> are the person that you swear doesn't exist.</div>
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If you are a man, go find a woman. If you cannot find a woman, go put on a wig. If you cannot find a wig, you're probably a media-castrated soft faggot anyways, so you'll actually pass as a woman. (Your dream of being the gender that gets all the positive popular attention is finally fulfilled! Power bottoms unite!)</div>
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DEAR BOOBIES, I HAS A QUESTION FOR YOU AND YOUR COMPANION, THE OVERWORKED VAGINA: One day soon, there will be a drug that can prevent your unborn children from having serious genetic diseases. Provided you can fight the impulse to abort the non-human thing that will one day grow up to be a chair (Social biology is always right, dur hur I'm five years old), do you take the drug?</div>
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If you answered yes, then you agree that there are benefits to using genetic manipulation to reduce the amount of risk your future children (and your pocketbook) are exposed to. If you answered no, then you are clinging to your emotional calculations by believing that genetic manipulation is wrong.</div>
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So far, this is just logic. And as we all know, logic is evil and it needs to be done away with entirely because it's a big meanie. So let's finally get this experiment in hacking morality started:</div>
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“<i>What kind of mother would run the risk of dooming her children's fate to the hardship of preventable disease? What kind of cruelty is required to commit to such an action? I can't believe such horrendous, ignorant people walk the earth. <b>Something should be done about this!</b></i>”</div>
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Now you're butterscotch brain is paying attention because I have spoken directly to that terrible animal you call your ego. Chances are, you probably agree with that sentiment, and you'll most likely flip-flop around the issue by citing problems with the effectiveness of the drug and other adjustable, temporal conditions, but that's negligible nonsense you'd be doing to protect your hallowed emotional calculations. (You predictable little girl, come give daddy a kiss!) You'd down those damned pills by the bottle if it worked and then you'd even feel entitled to have access to such medicine as your emotional calculations would make you unable to imagine the horrors of not having it.</div>
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By taking medicines that alter your genetics to protect your interests, you have violated the morality of the following groups:</div>
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The <i>emotional Left</i>, who espouses the benefits of preserving natural conditions (Altering the environment is evil, making you a Republican)</div>
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The <i>emotional Right</i>, who espouses the benefits of preserving God's image (Assuming authority is evil, making you a Democrat)</div>
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The <i>logical Left,</i> who espouses the benefits of self-indulgence (Caring about the future is evil, making you a Conservative)</div>
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The <i>logical Right</i>, who espouses the benefits of self-limiting (Caring about the present is evil, making you a Liberal).</div>
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By violating everything, you have become everything.</div>
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“<i>BUT THOSE AREN'T MY DEFINITIONS! I CHOOSE TO INTERPRET IT IN MY OWN WAY! I'M AN ISSUES PERSON! I DON'T SUBSCRIBE TO THIS!</i>”, you shout as if I had no idea you'd come to that conclusion. You feel ultra-rebel right now. So hip, bro. So fucking rebel. Cool, man...</div>
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Except -<i>THAT</i>- is precisely the response I was hoping for.</div>
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By clinging to the all-consuming drive to be an individual, an exception, different, special, a snowflake of amazing outcomes, you have now framed the decision to this question as an emotional calculation. By doing so, I will never, ever be able to convince you that taking genetic medication to solve this particular health problem is wrong.</div>
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I don't even have to followup with any additional medical breakthroughs to reinforce the idea. In fact, all I have to do is give national airtime to people who are against genetic modification and you'll rally to try and stop them every single time. And if, by luck, everyone is on board with genetic modification, I'd still give such people national airtime.. I'll still manufacture the image of anti-progress people who don't exist to take the opposite stance and I will do so with the extremely specific intention of reinforcing one simple concept until you thoughtlessly mouth it in your sleep: <i>Genetic modification is progress</i>. And once that moment happens... once I have your thoughtless consensus on the issue... then I can start rolling out the big guns.</div>
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<i>THAT</i> is the actual outcome I want because that is key to what is needed for the Post-Emotional Solution. Hacking morality is the first step to claiming ownership over the emotional calculations surrounding the collective concept of progress.</div>
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Now do you understand why I am so condescending in this this blog? If someone like me, who isn't even the most intelligent person in my city, let alone the Earth, can come up with a plan like this that would actually work... then I am surrounded by fucking idiots.</div>
</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8385024273012378976.post-9917819305180624832012-05-07T00:03:00.001-07:002012-05-07T00:35:01.440-07:00Mapping RevolutionThe year is 1945. America ended its active engagements overseas with a bang. (Two of them, in fact. Happy New Years!) They celebrated the same way all Americans celebrate after the wipe out a few cities: they fucked like rabbits and procured oodles of stupid meat puppets. For twenty years, these precious little bundles of divine joy were sheltered from the horrors of worldwide economic depressions and overt global conflict. They were told they were special and amazing and pretty and the bestest ever bestified. And when their parent's didn't tell them that, the TV reiterated the points as often as possible through advertising. Yes sir, one big ball of perfect everything. This constant, uninterrupted stream of horseshit is the foundation of the <i>Useful Idiot Generation</i>.<br />
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Fast-forward twenty years to 1965. These pint-sized packages of Down Syndrome advocates are now being asked to invoke the violence required to maintain the empire that has pumped them full of consumer-driven affirmation regarding their unwarranted self-importance. Of course, Mr. and Ms. Too-Fucking-Important backs down with the biggest, most pathetic doe-eyed stare ever captured on media and opts in, instead, for a covert empire based on shell games and shadows. You get all the perks of empire with none of the ruckus! You see, they are clever!<br />
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Instead of overt military conquest, they prefer covert monetary conquest. Blood doesn't film so well. Math, on the other hand, is confusing and an equation doesn't cause mobs to froth as much.<br />
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Instead of fixed exchange rates, they prefer floating exchange rates. Socioeconomic stratification caused by fixed exchange is evil, so making sure everyone is in debt forever is the surest way to enforce the moral imperative of equality.<br />
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Instead of leveraging taxation to pay for their Utopia (which will naturally be offset by public outrage), they prefer paying for their Utopia with seigniorage. We'll do whatever it takes to save the poor, even if it makes someone somewhere else poor.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">I completely relate with this sentiment. I<br />
should go to Starbucks with my Macbook<br />
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To this day, the Useful Idiot Generation is still idolized by the popular culture as the pinnacle of "<i>revolution</i>", but that is not what a revolution is. You, being a replaceable labor vector, are told such pointless activity is what a revolution is. Thus, whenever you are discontent about things in general and you are willing to convert that malaise into that weird, misshapen genetic misfit you've identified with the word "<i>justice</i>", you'll be channeled into these predefined ineffective outlets for rage which are nothing more than group masturbation sessions. You'll be told that it is human emotion, spirit, righteousness, indignation, courage, and overall whininess with the occasional smashed piece of property is how to "<i>change</i>" things.<br />
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If you pay close attention (see: You can't) to the tone in which you are told these myths, you'll find it eerily similar to the tone that parents use when they give curt explanations to children to shut them up. Of course, you're not a child. <a href="http://www.wackynwild.com/pimages/jm_images/irresponsible-parents0-1297945246.jpg" target="_blank">You're a respectable adult with responsibilities</a>.<br />
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Just because you can envision some magical universe where everyone pisses chocolate milk in that Crayola-based goulash you call a brain doesn't mean you can actually change the fundamental law of the Universe: <i>Power always wins</i>. If the "meek" win, then it was because they were actually powerful, and thus, the axiom remains. <i>Power always wins</i>. Revolution is not about style. It's not about cultural heritage. It's not about tradition. It's not about earning your stripes, or slumming it, or being edgy, or being artsy. It has nothing to do with altruism, or the greater good, caring, or love. Revolution has been, and will always be, about power. Therefore, if you cannot explain, with crystal clear clarity, what power actually is, but you want to participate in what you think is a revolution none the less, then you are a useful idiot. (Please drop me an e-mail so that I may tempt you with the bullshit that sends you into an easily controllable froth at my discretion.)<br />
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Maybe, somewhere along that never-ending tail-chasing idiocy you call a "life experience", you may have formulated some inkling about what power might be entirely based on having a one-sided, subservient relationship with it. And you're wrong about that, too.<br />
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Power is the deployment of means to assist in leaving a persisting and replicating imprint of your will onto the universe. Revolution is the acquiring of means to assist in the demonstration of power. Labor vectors, the tools they use, the techniques they employ, and how they are organized are the means. To only way to amplify the means is through technology. The only thing that can create such technology is a mind that has been trained to find comfort at the chaotic edges of the universe. A mind of this nature must be comfortable with a compass that never points in the same direction twice, can disregard instructions but knows how to create them, and whose attitude towards complexity is path-finding. This is the revolutionary mind and it is the foundation of all power.<br />
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As it turns out, statistics are the best abstraction we have to manage the data we collect about the copmlex nature of the universe. Every time a new technique is discovered that can assist in the management of statistics, new technological processes are unleashed that amplify the output of labor vectors. It could be assisting with the physical interaction with resources via chemistry and mechanics, increasing organizational efficiency by informatics, or commanding larger armies of of labor through electronic media. When applied to financial matters at the highest levels, statistical discoveries can create new markets out of thin air to address previously ambiguous demands. The power of these processes translates to economic influence which is then used to contend for social influence and only at that point does the average peon see revolution in action.<br />
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Of course, by then, the horse has already left the barn and the serf is just opting in to be a meat shield for said cause. But this revolution did not begin where only the stupid can witness it. It began in a mind of someone who discovered a statistical process that changed how information about universe could be processed. From here, enough information was collected that changed how a person could see the universe. This interpretation then influenced people to create techniques and processes based on serving the needs of this interpretation. Once those technical processes streamline and become cost efficient, more people can then use the technology to acquire a better financial position. Once someone consolidates all of these economic actors through political techniques, that consolidator (and his statistical architect, if he is still alive) can then contend against the lingering power of previous architects<br />
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If you want to be a revolutionary, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZLVi4v7lSM" target="_blank">don't be a free-spirit artist whose wild and edgy antics can't be stopped by anyone fuck you parents law teachers omg I'm so fucking rebellious I should have my own TV reality show/band/documentary called "Dick Storm and the Furious Razor Apes: The Adventures of Me, The Ultimate Rebel"</a>. Be a mathematician, you intellectually lazy parasite.<br />
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John Bardeen, William Shockley and Walter Brattain were the revolutionaries responsible for 1965. The invention of the transistor changed how mass media could spin its stories to the public, allowing people to watch warfare, for the first time, from a similar safe distance as a Middle Ages prince on a battlefield. They did not like what they saw, <a href="http://newyorkfed.org/research/staff_reports/sr260.pdf" target="_blank">so they whined until someone used digital computers (again, only possible via transistors) to assist in the maintainability of floating exchange rates</a>.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8385024273012378976.post-86766101574322961882012-02-18T00:51:00.000-08:002012-02-18T00:57:35.792-08:00The Drill Down: Part 5 of 5In the <a href="http://abusiveoracle.blogspot.com/2012/01/drill-down-part-4-of-5.html" target="_blank">previous drill down</a>, I explained what can happen if the modern vector commander manages to lose control of his system. Military technology has become so efficient that a handful of technicians with unmitigated access to our current global trade network are capable of putting nuclear dents in the planet. Such an event may not actually come to pass, but the fear of unraveling global trade is enough to mobilize vector commanders to create fail-safes against such a scenario. In this drill-down, I will construct the ultimate fail-safe:<br />
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"<i>Those who command their labor vectors will <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moore's_law" target="_blank">always strive for greater efficiency in their maintenance and in their performance</a>. The ideal outcome is <a href="http://www.huxley.net/soma/somaquote.html" target="_blank">modifying the labor vector's behavior on command while completely eliminating risks to systemic stability</a>. The problem, then, is the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emotion" target="_blank">very nature of the labor vectors themselves</a>. Limitations in the labor vectors neurology, most specifically, the mechanisms surrounding <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solitude" target="_blank">unsynchronized emotional narratives</a>, stand in the way of future efficiency. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Counterproductive_work_behavior" target="_blank">The emotional narrative of the labor vector is the biggest source of inefficiency for the execution of resource extraction</a>. Therefore, the elimination of emotion, and then later the synthesis of new emotions, through advanced genetic engineering, is essential for future efficiency and will completely negate the nuclear risk associated with the previous control paradigm. It is difficult to clamor for war due to economic collapse if you simply do not have the neurological facilities for rage, anger, and aggression.</i>"<br />
<br />
<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.dogonaut.com/media/pprogautomstitle.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://www.dogonaut.com/media/pprogautomstitle.jpg" width="191" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">It's not the future until we have<br />
flying cars, no matter how many<br />
<a href="http://www.popsci.com/technology/article/2011-09/killer-drones-when-will-our-weaponized-robots-become-autonomous" target="_blank">brown people get blown up<br />
by semi-autonomous aircraft</a>.</td></tr>
</tbody></table>You might be reading this outlandish conclusion on a screen of several thousand synchronized liquid crystals and typing a response on a plastic keyboard where each keystroke commands a pulse of electricity that then interfaces with a complex array of capacitors, semiconductors, and integrated circuits. You'll manage to say something along the lines of "<i>That's impossible! You're read too much Sci-Fi!</i>" Then, when you click on a complex graphical element labeled "Reply" on said screen, which is being rendered as the emergent property of thousands of math equations per second, with your mouse, which captures and compares the difference in laser reflections to determine motion. Then, a precisely defined bundle of electrons will be routed at random between several dozen computers spanning the globe which will eventually end up here so I can experience the full glory of your compounded failures of mental discipline.<br />
<br />
You are actually responding in real-time to a theory you <i>feel</i> angry about in real-time from the comfort of your environs. Don't talk to me about <i>too much</i> sci-fi, you fucking stereotypical American.<br />
<br />
The ideal condition for any vector commander with a bird's eye view is called the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steady_state_economy" target="_blank">steady state</a>. The premise is simple. You wake up and yesterday is just like today. No extraordinary effort is needed to preserve anything. No anomalous behavior destabilizes affairs. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puer_aeternus#Peter_Pan_syndrome" target="_blank">Reality persists by itself and consequences do not matter</a>. Your entire reality is steady, stable, and reliable. You no longer focus on the means and, instead, can spend all of your energy focused on the ends. This fantasy is the anchor in which all economic theory is founded on achieving. This outcome is where all vector commanders find themselves hurdling towards at one point or another.<br />
<br />
<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cb/AlexanderTheGreat_Bust.jpg/173px-AlexanderTheGreat_Bust.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cb/AlexanderTheGreat_Bust.jpg/173px-AlexanderTheGreat_Bust.jpg" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">History's first vector commander,<br />
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_the_Great" target="_blank">Alexander III of Macedonia</a>.</td></tr>
</tbody></table>A steady state, simply put, is when investment equals depreciation. For the vast bulk of human existence, a steady state was not possible. The amount of energy you put into the system may or may not have yielded equal returns. However, after the industrial revolution, the formula changed dramatically, allowing energy inputs to result in greatly magnified outputs in relation to previous time periods. Humanity has experienced, collectively, the natural state of scarcity and the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resource_curse" target="_blank">curse of plenty</a>, however, vector commanders have had far more time throughout history mastering scarcity situations. At the time of this entry, vector commanders have embraced international capitalism as the vehicle to best manage the variables of the industrial revolution to achieve the ideal of a steady state. (Consumer demands equal production capability) Nonetheless, <a href="http://abusiveoracle.blogspot.com/2012/01/drill-down-part-4-of-5.html" target="_blank">higher order problems have arisen that challenge that structure</a>.<br />
<br />
Production capability has been mastered over the span of two hundred years. With each new technology, a new efficiency is achieved and more of something can be manufactured at faster speeds. Consumer demands, however, are not as mathematically predictable. A sloppy approximation of emotion, manufactured dichotomy, and centrally controlled narratives are the rule of the day when shaping consumer demands. (Marketing is nothing more than primitive psychologists lobbing grenades into a crowd.) As information technology becomes more pronounced, crafting demand is less of an exercise in carpet bombing and more of a sniper round. However, even when refined to the optimum, this approach has a peak efficiency that is ultimately hindered on communication problems caused by individual emotional context.<br />
<br />
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://russiatrek.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/soviet-space-program-propaganda-poster-8.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://russiatrek.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/soviet-space-program-propaganda-poster-8.jpg" width="212" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Marx knew that, in order to achieve<br />
industrial equilibrium, the nations of the<br />
earth would have to construct a big<br />
enough stick to beat the moon with.</td></tr>
</tbody></table>These isolated interpretations of reality cannot be known by third parties, and this lack of control threatens the ability to provoke unified consumer activity on demand. This results in consumption being the fat slouch at the bar that emanates an aura of unfuckability while productivity is the hyperactive teen that wants to inject ham sticks into the Republic of Labia at every possible moment. Given the two, the productive assets are far easier to target with central economic dogma to adjust for lack of demand. However, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II" target="_blank">when taken to the extreme, a vector commander intentionally destroys mass volumes of productive capability to create a period of "infinite demand</a>". This <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parable_of_the_broken_window" target="_blank">Broken Window model</a> has been enacted upon several times since the mid-1800s.<br />
<br />
In a pure globalist state where all consumer markets have been liberalized and synchronized, marketing techniques are at an optimum, and productivity can be tightly managed, this problem of human emotional context becomes more magnified than ever before as it is becomes the final barrier to the industrial equilibrium sought after by the steady state. If the aggregate demand slumps and central economic dogma cannot kick start it back into gear, the Broken Window Model will be dragged out once more, but this time, it will be with nuclear consequences.<br />
<br />
To abandon five thousand years of technological mastery will not occur. It's not even an option on the fucking table. No one is willfully going back to prolonged slave labor and dying of tooth decay at the age of twenty. (<a href="http://reason.com/blog/2006/04/03/to-save-the-planet-kill-90-per" target="_blank">I'm kidding, look at these classy misanthropes</a>.) It will be far more convenient (and economically feasible) to use the momentum of our current technological pace to master genetic engineering and alter human emotions for vector commander needs from the genome up. I'm not talking everyone taking a pill. I mean human hybrids being born without the neurological capacity for specific emotions. Advanced hybrids will enjoy the experience of synthetic emotions. The desired ends of such tinkering will be determined, as always, by the vector commanders.<br />
<br />
Human emotion must be rendered into a purely plastic state so that it can be synchronized more efficiently to meet the needs of productive capability. This outcome is the unconscious direction authority has been yearning towards for thousands of years and, in my lifetime (and maybe even with my indirect help) the reoccurring tyrants will get the physical manifestation of what they've always wanted.<br />
<br />
In the next article, I will discuss the means that will serve as the foundation for this outcome.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8385024273012378976.post-44844679470597238792012-01-20T00:58:00.000-08:002012-01-20T01:46:48.287-08:00The Drill Down: Part 4 of 5<a href="http://www.bridesagency.com/" target="_blank">I had to take a few weeks off to make sure an investment was profitable</a>, so I'll just jump right back into it. <a href="http://abusiveoracle.blogspot.com/2011/12/drill-down-part-3-of-5.html" target="_blank">In the previous drill down</a>, I had discussed how time manipulation is the key to how the entire world economic engine works. I will now talk about the limitations of that system.<br />
<br />
<i>"With the advent of nuclear weapons, massive market corrections now carried an even greater risk.<a href="http://www.fas.org/spp/starwars/congress/1997_h/s970605p.htm" target="_blank"> If a major player of this game now goes under, his nuclear arsenal becomes hot property at best, a primary export at worst</a>. <a href="http://www.artinoddplaces.org/2008/img/projects/21.jpg" target="_blank">Just as brute forces as a means of modifying labor vector performance</a> could no longer compete, <a href="http://www.marianland.com/loreto3/money.jpeg" target="_blank">manipulating the financial shell game as a means of optimizing your labor vectors</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_military_expenditures" target="_blank">has peaked and is waning due to the nuclear risk.</a> A new technique will have to be implemented. This technique is what I call the Post-Emotion Solution."</i><br />
<i><br />
</i><br />
Alright, fuck meat, listen up. This is where shit gets unwieldy and I get agitated, mostly because once we approach the <a href="http://www.othieves.com/images/graph3.jpg" target="_blank">American Political Threshold</a>, you break down and turn into a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gmesU3WyiA" target="_blank">slobbering heap of soundbites</a> that can only be cured via high velocity transcordial lead therapy. Back away from the propaganda and hang tight.<br />
<div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">The labor vectors are represented by two massive categories: <i>consumers and producers</i>. For a good few hundred years, this relationship was roughly kept in check via the gold standard. (I can already see you backing away, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxVZ945JR5g" target="_blank">muttering something about Ron Paul</a>. Go huff a cock truck over at your fairy tale universe and play dress up with the rest of your emotional junkie ilk.) And for a while, it was good enough. </div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://edu.glogster.com/media/7/43/36/8/43360812.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://edu.glogster.com/media/7/43/36/8/43360812.jpg" width="246" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">A bipartisan solution: The Big Authority the Left<br />
likes to enforce the Big Culture that the Right likes.</td></tr>
</tbody></table>And by good enough, I mean that people had no problem with fixed currency resulting in fixed class stratification. This causes labor vector potential to be used particularly ineffectively. Most folks end up being agrarian serfs in an closed information system who end up giving birth to more agrarian serfs. Sometimes, someone gets a fire under his dick and tries to break free in the form of a slave revolt, but they are usually crushed ruthlessly by the standing power as to set and example for anyone else trying to get a promotion. (This failure, of course, is instantly worshiped by liberal arts majors and their pent up sexual frustration worldwide.) This was the game we all played for about five thousand years and no one really won because, in the end, a king could die of a tooth infection just as easily as a peon... but hey! At least only one of them is working the fields! Pwned nub gg lrn2play.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Then along comes the industrial age. A small group of particularly goofy people managed to figure out an effective way of amplifying labor vector output. Instead of having humans create clothes by a very laborious manual process, they could hop aboard a <strike>time</strike> machine and pump out cloth pretty easily. This means of manufacturing allowed a dearth of material to be accessible to the masses for the first time by reducing the time value required to create a good. That silk bolt used to cost $10,000 a foot. Now it costs $10 a foot. Of course, the flip-side is that it also reduced the value of labor vectors as well. That artisan clothier commanded the entire local market and now, she is competing against hundreds of upstarts who will undercut her dramatically for their piece of the pie. The race to the bottom had begun where hard work was not enough to compete. Smart work was also needed, as new technological advancements could reduce your operating costs significantly.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Vector commanders (classical aristocrats at the time) could no longer abide by the standard ways of ruling the labor vectors: A standing garrison, the fear of the lash, a Godhead of local preference, and cultural traditions mean nothing in the face of what mass produced clothing, firearms, and printing presses do to labor vectors. Chemistry unlocked a few achievements. Locomotion was discovered and added to the pile. Electricity was being tinkered with. With each new technology, social orders were utterly destabilized and new labor vectors were unleashed. Loyal farmhands who were peons for hundreds of years moved to a filthy urban setups to make better wages and pump out starving babies by the truckload. To all but the most dense of the elite, it became abundantly clear that a vector commander could not remain in his position by simply trying to predict and adapt to the newest innovation.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://laovoices.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/nuke.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://laovoices.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/nuke.jpg" width="200" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Need power in a jiffy? Try one of<br />
these at your next office meeting.</td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">The destabilization of the industrial age ultimately exacerbated the power of finance. A subtle linkage was made between industrial discovery, factory output, and financial stability. When you make loans available to people, they will discover new techniques to make productivity more effective, thus increasing the output volume of their goods and reducing the price. This creates economic stability that counters the social destabilization caused by technology. However, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercantilism" target="_blank">if everyone is producing and no one is demanding</a>, now you have a problem. Conversely, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Galt" target="_blank">if everyone is demanding and no one is producing</a>, you have the same problem. Industrialism <i>needs</i> a consumer and it <i>needs</i> a producer. Trying to find solutions to this problem was the main pastime of vector commanders until 1945 in which Japan had two tiny suns detonate on its island and vector commanders, for the first time, all got the same message: <i><a href="http://i51.tinypic.com/dc8w2o.gif" target="_blank">shit just got really really real</a></i>.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">If the balance between consumer and producer could not be maintained and the economic destabilization of the industrial age returns, <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/08313487824625026094" target="_blank">some upstart fuck bag who doesn't really care about anything this blog is talking about is going to start throwing nukes all over the place until things stabilize in his favor</a>. Of course, the problem here is that throwing nuclear weapons around isn't going to stabilize shit and, in all reality, just might permanently destabilize <i>everything</i>. The vector commanders have finally painted themselves into a corner, and before you start celebrating karmic endings by squeezing loneliness out of your underachieving pee slit, they also happened to paint the rest of us into the same corner with them.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.moviespad.com/photos/henry-kissinger-pose-9e9cf.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://www.moviespad.com/photos/henry-kissinger-pose-9e9cf.jpg" width="184" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">The smartest human being<br />
alive on the Earth today.</td></tr>
</tbody></table>Between 1945 and 1974, vector commanders tried out new theories of managing their systems in the face of this outcome and had <a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=iHfVWjHAjCoC&pg=PA99&lpg=PA99&dq=eisenhower+oil+consumption&source=bl&ots=SWsUI91MV9&sig=SidgJ4r3m9ep0U2MkYNvqAV6gPg&hl=en&sa=X&ei=WDYZT_SlDe3YiQKomqWzCA&ved=0CGAQ6AEwCQ#v=onepage&q=eisenhower%20oil%20consumption&f=false" target="_blank">stumbled upon the fact that nuclear empires absolutely required oil to operate</a>. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nixon_Shock" target="_blank">The Nixon Shock destabilized US dollars</a>, which destabilized oil prices, which forced the invention of the petrodollar to balanced oil consumption vs. dollar demand, causing oil prices to first peak then drop dramatically, <a href="http://oilprice.com/Energy/Oil-Prices/Oil-Prices-and-the-Fall-of-the-Soviet-Union.html" target="_blank">causing the Soviet Union to lose extreme amounts of revenue since they were an oil export nation, which lead to the Soviet Union not being able to afford food, which lead to their collapse</a>. By 1991, a nuclear empire capitulated for the first time, resulting in the emigration of nuclear talent and the transfer of nuclear arms to those looking to be a nuclear empire. The link was now established: <i>a nuclear empire is much more dangerous in death</i>. And here is where we stand today.<br />
<br />
When the crossbow was invented, Pope Innocent II banned them because it allowed uneducated peons to easily kill his very expensive cavalry. That means of weapon control ultimately failed and even more destructive weapons were discovered.<br />
<br />
The Tokugawa government banned guns because it allowed uneducated peons to easily kill their very expensive army. That means of weapon control ultimately failed and even more destructive weapons were discovered.<br />
<br />
Nations around the world banned nuclear weapons because it allowed uncooperative nations to easily destroy a very fragile global trade system. That means of weapon control is failing and it is failing for the same reason that previous weapon control initiatives fail: <i>You can't outlaw ambition</i>. Of course, if you can't stop the symptom, <a href="http://www.mitpressjournals.org/doi/abs/10.1162/089892902760807258" target="_blank">you can always cure the disease</a> and that is the theory behind the <i>Post-Emotional Solution</i>.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8385024273012378976.post-35973457907261255312011-12-17T21:57:00.000-08:002011-12-28T12:19:02.856-08:00The Drill Down: Part 3 of 5In the third drill down of <a href="http://abusiveoracle.blogspot.com/2011/12/theory-post-emotion-solution.html" target="_blank">the theory</a> we will be exploring how modern vector commanders operate and what challenges they face.<br />
<br />
<i>"No longer did you have to<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master-slave_dialectic" target="_blank"> directly exert time and energy over your labor pool to modify their behavior</a>. By simply<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commodity_market#Commodities_trading" target="_blank"> adjusting the time property of currency</a> and then, later,<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Soros#Currency_speculation" target="_blank"> the perception of the time property over the perception of currency</a>, <a href="http://www.propublica.org/special/government-bailouts" target="_blank">labor vectors would respond accordingly</a>. (Albeit, at first, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bank_run" target="_blank">unpredictably</a>) For example, if you<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full-reserve_banking#Criticisms" target="_blank"> failed to mint enough coin to represent the trading capacity of your society, the labor potential of your society greatly suffers since they have a drastically reduced ability to store future value/surplus resources</a>, thus, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fractional_reserve_banking#How_it_works" target="_blank">destroying the ability to optimize resource output via incentive</a>. The only way around this is to ensure that<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consumer_debt" target="_blank"> surplus resources never exist in the first place by enforcing mass consumption</a>. At best, this solution only buys times (<a href="http://greshams-law.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/dow-gold-ratio-generational-cycle-log-scale.png" target="_blank">which usually lasts a standard human generation</a>) until a<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depression_(economics)" target="_blank"> massive market correction</a>. This, inevitably, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_Keynesianism" target="_blank">leads to war</a>, in which the scales are<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monetary_hegemony" target="_blank"> rebalanced and another nation-state emerges to try their luck at the shell game</a><span id="goog_1751515815"></span><span id="goog_1751515816"></span><a href="http://www.blogger.com/"></a>. We are collectively stuck in this holding pattern because it is, to date, <a href="http://www.nber.org/papers/w4689" target="_blank">the most efficient means to leverage influence over modifying massive human behavior</a>. Nothing even comes close. However, that paradigm is changing due to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moore's_law#The_ensuing_speed_of_technological_change" target="_blank">technological mastery</a>."</i><br />
<br />
I'm sure that after about maybe three sentences, your neurons gave the fuck up.<br />
<br />
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.worldcommunitycookbook.org/season/guide/photos/corn.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="166" src="http://www.worldcommunitycookbook.org/season/guide/photos/corn.jpg" width="200" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Meanwhile, some frothing reactionary<br />
in the 11th grade is preparing a<br />
comment about how capitalist<br />
corn must be abolished.</td></tr>
</tbody></table>Let's say I'm growing corn and I charge $10 per pound. But all these cheapskate buyers are only buying corn for $8 a pound. Well, I'm not selling shit and people are gonna starve. I got three tricks I can use. The first is to beat the liquids out of my labor vectors until they crank out more goods in less time, allowing me to charge $8 per pound and still make it worth my while. This is the default activity of poor vector commanders. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery" target="_blank">These organizations fail quickly and require a hearty supply of new labor vectors to keep the system going</a>. Stupid people do this. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyrant" target="_blank">You do this</a>. You're stupid.<br />
<br />
Or...<br />
<br />
I could pray to the wind, water, girth, and cunt gods to yield a grand harvest of corn that will allow me to sell so much corn that it doesn't matter if I lose $2 a pound. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion" target="_blank">This is what stupid people do</a> and, yes, you're still stupid.<br />
<br />
Or...<br />
<br />
I could use my brain. (You can't) I can walk up to a corn producer and tell him that there is no guarantee that he will produce enough corn to make ends meet. Him, being a fearful, yet reasonable, will agree. I then tell him that I can assist him with this problem by buying exclusive access to his future production capabilities. Meaning, every bit of corn he makes later on, I would be guaranteed to buy it off him. He then feels safe and I have a bunch of expensive ass-corn that I can't do anything with. Most importantly, the producer gets a sense of stability.<br />
<br />
Now, if I studied my agriculture, astrology, and market history, I would have known that the conditions of the coming year will be very good and will yield a tremendous harvest. Once the harvests start getting out of control and money is to be made, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economic_boom" target="_blank">other people will want in on the action and start demanding access to corn producers as well</a>.<br />
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<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://fun256.com/photos/954.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://fun256.com/photos/954.jpg" width="179" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">You reading this post.</td></tr>
</tbody></table>Ahhh! As it turns out, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Option_(finance)" target="_blank">I already have exclusive access to the corn producer</a> and I have a wide variety of people willing to pay top dollar for that access. I sell access to the corn to the highest bidder, and I walk away loaded as fuck, laughing at you and that wildebeest you call a wife.<br />
<br />
The only thing I needed to make this happen was a business plan. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelligence" target="_blank">I simply promised to buy stuff from a person in the future because I knew people would demand access to him later on</a>. When the prediction was true, I sold off that access to him to someone else for big money. The producer still gets his money and is happy. I walk away loaded.<br />
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Of course, the key here is<a href="http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/4/3/1f7ccf0b-5d3f-482a-8b81-ab6249089a59.jpg" target="_blank"> knowing damn well that a specific outcome is going to occur</a>, otherwise, it's just a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enron" target="_blank">bold-faced blusterous gamble</a>. However, by doing this, I bypass the price gap between the producer charging $10 a pound and the consumer charging $8 a pound.<br />
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<a href="http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Aristot.+Pol.+1.1259a&redirect=true" target="_blank">This exchange is the foundation of --everything--</a>.<br />
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By manipulating the perception of value, I manipulate labor vector activity. As my manipulations get more accurate and accumulate greater wealth, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_class" target="_blank">the more labor vector are bound to my schemes</a>. They eventually become dependent on my manipulation because it obfuscates the price gap between producers and consumers, tricking both to engaging with one another and, thus, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economic_liberalism" target="_blank">help everyone else out by providing access to their resources</a>. We call this <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Market_liquidity" target="_blank">market liquidity</a> and its presence can be measured in what is known as the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Business_cycle" target="_blank">business cycle</a>.<br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.crystalinks.com/newton.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://www.crystalinks.com/newton.jpg" width="190" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">The father of all modern<br />
vector commanders.</td></tr>
</tbody></table>However, participation between producer and consumer does not have to be balanced. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fractional_reserve_banking" target="_blank">In fact, a lopsided relationship is ideal for a vector commander</a>. <a href="http://www.tmz.com/" target="_blank">Consumers can be tricked into wanting to acquire a producer's goods very easily</a>. Furthermore, you do not have to provide additional currency to allow consumers to get access to these goods. <a href="http://www.squarecirclez.com/blog/wp-content/visa1000.jpg" target="_blank">You can trick consumers into signing away their futures to get access to the goods now</a>, and thus, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revolution" target="_blank">setting the stage to redirect labor vector activities</a>.<br />
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Once enough labor vectors have been put into this trap, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economic_bubble" target="_blank">the vector commander pulls the plug and starts demanding that labor vectors pay off the debts they've accumulated</a>. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debt_bondage" target="_blank">Unable to do so, the labor vector activity is now bound to the will of the vector commander</a>. Thus, the vector commander has acquired the right to redirect aggregate creativity into any technological pathway he chooses.<br />
<br />
This system has been going on since <a href="http://www.goldmoney.com/gold-research/a-lesson-from-the-gold-standard.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter" target="_blank">Sir Isaac Newton first established the gold standard</a>. However, we are rapidly approaching a phase of reality where the results of this game will yield a technology that can disrupt what makes labor vectors essential for this game to operate. At some point in the near future, the positive attributes of labor vectors (creativity, discipline, ingenuity... the complete opposite of you) will be acquired without the negative attributes. (entitlement, violence, vices... basically, you in a nut shell)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8385024273012378976.post-61602427515245794172011-12-12T20:23:00.000-08:002011-12-12T21:00:36.922-08:00The Drill Down: Part 2 of 5In the second drill down of <a href="http://abusiveoracle.blogspot.com/2011/12/theory-post-emotion-solution.html" target="_blank">the theory</a>, we will be going over the second paragraph. In the previous drill down, we went over the concept of labor vectors and how they contribute to the gradual increase of their coordination through vector commanders. In this drill down, we will talk about how all those labor vectors coalesce as an emergent property called "the market":<br />
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<i>"<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_media" target="_blank">A wide variety of tools</a> have been deployed to modify the behaviors of massive numbers of people. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sociology_of_punishment" target="_blank">Sticks, stones, chains, whips, clubs, swords, and other primitive weapons were some of the earliest</a>. However, <a href="http://conflicthistory.com/#/period/1836-1841" target="_blank">in between bursts of social violence</a> were periods of stability. This <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_historic_inventions" target="_blank">stability allowed labor potential to acquire additional resources</a> other than the <a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=Y5LDt3PJtUgC&pg=PA23&lpg=PA23&dq=keynes+pyramid+building&source=bl&ots=PrOJ-X4KkB&sig=SaNfsAxefzu3-duVtVZacH64Ifw&hl=en&ei=RMPmTvijKYmRiAKXkZmuBw&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=1&ved=0CBwQ6AEwADgK#v=onepage&q=keynes%20pyramid%20building&f=false" target="_blank">standard fare to maintain the current structure of behavior modification</a>. Eventually, <a href="http://www.businessdictionary.com/definition/surplus-value.html" target="_blank">labor potential translated to future value with the advent of surplus resources</a>. The desire to represent this surplus value lead to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medium_of_exchange" target="_blank">the creation of currency</a>. This put down the foundation of a super structure <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supply_and_demand" target="_blank">that fluctuates in accordance to labor potential</a>. Today, we call that super structure "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11ZYqlwsjxk" target="_blank">the market</a>"."</i><br />
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</i><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Table 1: This is how vector commanders<br />
view your life</td></tr>
</tbody></table>When a human is born, they only have what their parents give them. For most of us, our parents give us a name, bad manners, health defects, and <a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080716092324AA6sTSG" target="_blank">goofy tufts of flesh that barely qualify as genitalia to produce even more inferior spawn</a>. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=M4l0ZyKmeNE#t=77s" target="_blank">They also put us on a timeline that will ultimately kill you</a>. As you journey through this timeline, you gather information about your surroundings and you learn to interact with it. Some of you may even get to influence other people's timelines and help them out. (Most of you won't. <a href="http://www.robertsharp.co.uk/images/paperclip_shuttle.gif" target="_blank">You'll just end up pissing everyone off</a>.) What you call a "<a href="http://www.slideshare.net/TomasBay/life-is-a-journey-7504327" target="_blank">journey</a>", vector commanders see as a "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IojqOMWTgv8" target="_blank">shelf life</a>". (Table 1, left)<br />
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Table 1 is an example of the properties of a standard labor vector in a pre-agrarian society. As humans age, <a href="http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21204352" target="_blank">they become progressively more difficult to train</a>. They also fail to be worthwhile as their labor potential dies off dramatically. None the less, these poor sods played their roles over 5,000 very messy years and happened across a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Printing_press" target="_blank">few technologies</a>, some <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic" target="_blank">social organizational models</a>, and eventually, access to resources via the market improved. By doing so, labor vector properties improved as well. Today, these two values look like Table 2. (Below, right)<br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-I16tASQBevw/TubNFvAlPII/AAAAAAAAAFk/vZZPasp99YY/s1600/graph+%25281%2529.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="153" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-I16tASQBevw/TubNFvAlPII/AAAAAAAAAFk/vZZPasp99YY/s200/graph+%25281%2529.png" width="200" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Table 2: You, after 5,000 years of resource gathering<br />
by people like you.</td></tr>
</tbody></table>However, even after 5,000 years of technological progress, social coordination, and market optimization, you are still just a<a href="http://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=1114483" target="_blank"> gradually deprecating liability</a>, albeit, an extendable one. Fortunately, we are still in a time period where even the <a href="http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/" target="_blank">absolutely most disposable of you can generate, in some insignificant capacity, surplus value</a> (through debt) that vector commanders will then take from you so that they can modify the behaviors of even more gradually deprecating liabilities.<br />
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However, improving labor potential doesn't always mean application of that labor potential. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automation" target="_blank">As labor potential improves, less labor potential is needed</a>. So not only are the natural forces of entropy conspiring against you... you are also up against the market that actively finds ways to not need you.<br />
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Well, now we are in a catch 22. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quality_of_life" target="_blank">Your utility is improved through market optimization</a>, <a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Evb8PMFOQl8/TV0we17wZ1I/AAAAAAAAACs/KdnjcX3JJig/s1600/terminator.jpg" target="_blank">but your utility is automated by market optimization</a>. This leaves behind <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surplus_labour" target="_blank">a trail of entitled Bohemians, fucking retards, the professionally depressed, the bamboozled, the collateral damage, and other economic detritus</a> whose <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two-party_system" target="_blank">proneness to behavior modification is now sustained due to their dependency on the market</a>. In the third drill down, we will explore various models of sustained behavior modification through this dependency.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8385024273012378976.post-2396118446788748762011-12-12T10:46:00.000-08:002011-12-12T11:00:41.088-08:00The Drill Down: Part 1 of 5This is the first of five drill downs into <a href="http://abusiveoracle.blogspot.com/2011/12/theory-post-emotion-solution.html" target="_blank">the theory</a> I will be delving into so that I can provide better detail for you. We will be focusing on the first paragraph. I will restate the paragraph and provide links that reinforce specific segments:<br />
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"<i><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manual_labour#Relationship_to_low_skill_and_low_social_class" target="_blank">Human beings are programmable vectors of labor</a>. With very little effort, <a href="http://goodexperience.com/2011/08/how-to-convince-someo.php" target="_blank">one human can convince many humans to perform labor</a>. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockean_proviso" target="_blank">This labor provides access to resources</a>. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manual_labor" target="_blank">The means of acquiring these resources</a> and <a href="http://www.investopedia.com/terms/p/production-rate.asp#axzz1gLLF32lp" target="_blank">the rate in which they are acquired</a> can be optimized by <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operant_conditioning" target="_blank">modifying human behavior</a> through <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery" target="_blank">force</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercantilism" target="_blank">coercion</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_wall" target="_blank">distraction</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_economicus" target="_blank">incentive</a>, or <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diplomacy" target="_blank">negotiation</a>. Throughout the centuries, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punishment_(psychology)" target="_blank">crude techniques to modify human behavior</a> have been applied to tap into our <a href="http://www.imf.org/external/pubs/ft/survey/so/2007/car0726a.htm" target="_blank">labor potential</a>. As the resources the labor yields <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Productivity_improving_technologies_(historical)" target="_blank">increases in quality and quantity</a>,<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Behaviorism" target="_blank"> the ability to modify the behavior of a greater number of humans increases</a>. Additionally, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_neuroscience" target="_blank">the precision of a modification request and the rapidity of executing that modification also increases</a>.</i>"<a href="http://www.blogger.com/"></a><br />
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It's going to take you a few hours to read all of those links. However, <a href="http://www.thefreedictionary.com/everyone" target="_blank">for those of you that are lazy</a>, here's the <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tl%3Bdr" target="_blank">TL;DR</a> version: <i>Your behavior is not your own. It is continuously tinkered with by people far more intelligent than you are.</i><br />
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Just as you (a labor vector) are far more intelligent than a rock <sup>[<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Citation_needed" target="_blank">citation needed</a>]</sup>, there are people (vector commanders) far more intelligent than you.<br />
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Just as you care little about exerting your will over a rock due to your superior intelligence, these people care even less about exerting their will over you.<br />
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Vector commanders study human behavior with the specific intention of manipulating it. As they manipulate you to get them what they want, they get better at manipulating more of you. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_media" target="_blank">This will inevitably cascade into a scenario where they can manipulate all labor vectors with minimal effort</a>.<br />
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I am still operating off of the assumption that <a href="http://abusiveoracle.blogspot.com/2011/12/axioms.html" target="_blank">you have read the axioms</a>. If not, please feel free to comment in the most impulsive way imaginable so that I may fuck your digital existence to death. I'll give you a head start:<br />
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<i><b>You</b></i>: OMG CONSPIRACY THEORY<br />
<i><b>Me</b></i>: The fact that you even responded to this post with that comment is proof that I've manipulated your behavior to do so. Therefore, your response invalidates itself. Take shots of men.<br />
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<i><b>You</b></i>: But I'm special.<br />
<i><b>Me</b></i>: No, <a href="http://abusiveoracle.blogspot.com/2011/12/you-are-not-asset-you-are-liability.html" target="_blank">you are disposable, replaceable scum</a>.<br />
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<i><b>You</b></i>: Occum's razor.<br />
<i><b>Me</b></i>: Occum's razor doesn't imply scope. <a href="http://theoatmeal.com/comics/captain_higgins" target="_blank">Biology is proof that organizational success can be very convoluted</a>.<br />
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<i><b>You</b></i>: My ideology protects me from your observations. As long as I believe in <<i>insert popular figurehead here</i>> then I'm protected!<br />
<i><b>Me</b></i>: It's not your ideology. You didn't make it. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Prince" target="_blank">Someone else crafted it for you for their benefit</a>.<br />
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<i><b>You</b></i>: Are you saying that our leaders are sociopaths that use us like chess pieces? I can't live in a world like that! Oh, I'm getting the vapors!<br />
<i><b>Me</b></i>: You're too old to teach, so I'm not going to even bother answering this in an enlightening way. Your neurology is burned out and useless. Go die.<br />
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<i><b>You</b></i>: I'm not listening, blah blah blah!<br />
<b><i>Me</i></b>:<br />
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</i></b>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8385024273012378976.post-48516554964815017492011-12-10T22:08:00.001-08:002012-03-30T02:05:34.632-07:00The PlanWhile you were busy with a pair of pubic hair pom-poms <a href="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2011/08/fdr-transformers.jpg">idolizing dead political figureheads</a> to <a href="http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21039533">satisfy your own pathetic emotional shortcomings</a>, I was studying the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_globalization">history of globalization</a> to get some context on how vector commanders operate. <a href="http://www.phuckpolitics.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/who_fucking_cares.jpg">There is an ongoing debate somewhere in academia</a> about what eras did and did not quality as phases of globalism and I am of the belief that this classification is a moot point. Regardless of the actual phases, the phase itself will have five financially quantifiable properties to define it: <i>Dependencies, tools, force, morality, and weakness</i>.<br />
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<a href="http://ghetmedia.com/download/thePlan.png" target="_blank">This is a phase map of globalization between 1855 and 2067</a> that I have created to assist you in understanding <a href="http://abusiveoracle.blogspot.com/2011/12/theory-post-emotion-solution.html">my theory</a>.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">You won't be able to read this by clicking on the picture above.<br />
<a href="http://ghetmedia.com/download/thePlan.png" target="_blank">Click on me so that your inferior eyes won't have to strain so hard.</a></td></tr>
</tbody></table><br />
<div>Notice that I break revolutions down by topic. The most important observation in this chart is that a revolution in statistics always triggers a revolution in finance and science. Any tool that assists mankind in getting a reproducible understanding of aggregate data gives us a greater predictive capacity when dealing with that aggregate. As it turns out, trade relations between labor vectors ("the market") and the nature of the Universe itself are two massive and dynamically adapting aggregates. Only through statistical clarity can these aggregates be observed and tinkered with for specific outcomes. The biggest statistics revolution of all will be the advent of artificial intelligence.<br />
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If the vector commanders are facing a reality where their control grid will either yield tremendous leverage or nuclear hate, then in the interest of preserving their control grid, they must abandon it in its current form to embrace a new one that has reduced volatility. There is, however, a slight problem with that approach: <i>Over six billion people are currently invested and heavily entrenched in the current control grid</i>. Can't really Ctrl + Alt + Delete that shit, no matter how urgent the need, and expect things to be nice and smooth. Labor vectors have weird and totally entitled expectations of consistency and causality. Even the mightiest execution of Two Minutes Hate/Love would raise a few eyebrows.<br />
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We have to think big and act small. The plan is to convert the current risk-laden neoliberal economic model into the dramatically risk-reduced post-emotion solution without disrupting influence over labor vectors. It will be no easy task and it will take years to accomplish but once its done, labor vectors can be spun up and terminated on demand and the steady state becomes one step closer to reality.<br />
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The key is to trigger a statistics revolution.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8385024273012378976.post-7035481043289808062011-12-10T17:40:00.000-08:002012-02-18T00:53:18.844-08:00The TheoryIn my last post, I eluded to a nihilistic theory of social affairs that involves a myriad of complex relationships that were culminated and analyzed over thirteen years. I also stated that there is no easy way to summarize this theory while keeping it memetically appealing. Therefore, I will simply state it outright and then break it all down over the course of the next twenty or so blog entries.<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>The Post-Emotion Solution</b></span><br />
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Human beings are programmable vectors of labor. With very little effort, one human can convince many humans to perform labor. This labor provides access to resources. The means of acquiring these resources and the rate in which they are acquired can be optimized by modifying human behavior through force, coercion, distraction, incentive, or negotiation. Throughout the centuries, crude techniques to modify human behavior have been applied to tap into our labor potential. As the resources the labor yields increases in quality and quantity, the ability to modify the behavior of a greater number of humans increases. Additionally, the precision of a modification request and the rapidity of executing that modification also increases. (<a href="http://abusiveoracle.blogspot.com/2011/12/drill-down-part-1-of-5.html" target="_blank">more details here</a>)<br />
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A wide variety of tools have been deployed to modify the behaviors of massive numbers of people. Sticks, stones, chains, whips, clubs, swords, and other primitive weapons were some of the earliest. However, in between bursts of social violence were periods of stability. This stability allowed labor potential to acquire additional resources other than the standard fare to maintain the current structure of behavior modification. Eventually, labor potential translated to future value with the advent of surplus resources. The desire to represent this surplus value lead to the creation of currency. This put down the foundation of a super structure that fluctuates in accordance to labor potential. Today, we call that super structure "the market". (<a href="http://abusiveoracle.blogspot.com/2011/12/abusive-oracle-drill-down-part-2-of-5.html" target="_blank">more details here</a>)<br />
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No longer did you have to directly exert time and energy over your labor pool to modify their behavior. By simply adjusting the time property of currency and then, later, the perception of the time property over the perception of currency, labor vectors would respond accordingly. (Albeit, at first, unpredictably) For example, if you failed to mint enough coin to represent the trading capacity of your society, the labor potential of your society greatly suffers since they have a drastically reduced ability to store future value/surplus resources, thus, destroying the ability to optimize resource output via incentive. The only way around this is to ensure that surplus resources never exist in the first place by enforcing mass consumption. At best, this solution only buys times (which usually lasts a standard human generation) until a massive market correction. This, inevitably, leads to war, in which the scales are rebalanced and another nation-state emerges to try their luck at the shell game. We are collectively stuck in this holding pattern because it is, to date, the most efficient means to leverage influence over modifying massive human behavior. Nothing even comes close. However, that paradigm is changing due to technological mastery. (<a href="http://abusiveoracle.blogspot.com/2011/12/drill-down-part-3-of-5.html" target="_blank">more details here</a>)<br />
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With the advent of nuclear weapons, massive market corrections now carried an even greater risk. If a major player of this game now goes under, his nuclear arsenal becomes hot property at best, a primary export at worst. Just as brute forces as a means of modifying labor vector performance could no longer compete, manipulating the financial shell game as a means of optimizing your labor vectors has peaked and is waning due to the nuclear risk. A new technique will have to be implemented. This technique is what I call the <i>Post-Emotion Solution</i>. (<a href="http://abusiveoracle.blogspot.com/2012/01/drill-down-part-4-of-5.html" target="_blank">more details here</a>)<br />
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Those who command their labor vectors will always strive for greater efficiency in their maintenance and in their performance. The ideal outcome is modifying the labor vector's behavior on command while completely eliminating risks to systemic stability. The problem, then, is the very nature of the labor vectors themselves. Limitations in the labor vectors neurology, most specifically, the mechanisms surrounding unsynchronized emotional narratives, stand in the way of future efficiency. The emotional narrative of the labor vector is the biggest source of inefficiency for the execution of resource extraction. Therefore, the elimination of emotion, and then later the synthesis of new emotions, through advanced genetic engineering, is essential for future efficiency and will completely negate the nuclear risk associated with the previous control paradigm. It is difficult to clamor for war due to economic collapse if you simply do not have the neurological facilities for rage, anger, and aggression. (<a href="http://abusiveoracle.blogspot.com/2012/02/drill-down-part-5-of-5.html" target="_blank">more details here</a>)<br />
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This is my theory. This is the Post-Emotion Solution.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8385024273012378976.post-9180324314442157972011-12-10T10:51:00.000-08:002011-12-26T23:07:01.121-08:00The AxiomsI only have one talent and that is to <a href="http://extraordinary.wikia.com/wiki/Intuitive_Aptitude">quickly learn concepts by integrating them into my self-narrative</a>. During my journeys, I have accumulated a vast data set on a wide variety of topics. The key to preserving this information is not to remember the actual data points themselves, but to remember the relationships between data points. In terms of volume, it is far more efficient to remember a relationship called "society" than to remember each participant of "society". By recalling the relationship, I can then reconstruct the data points. I don't actually remember details very well, but if I can recall a single relationship, <a href="http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20861170">I am able to reconstruct the entire system of data on-the-fly</a>.<br />
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Once I find the relationship, I then find patterns and bind that relationship to another, over and over again, <a href="http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15082325">until I can merge it completely into my self-narrative</a>. The idea is that whenever I recall the concept of myself (the default state of anyone) I can simultaneously recall almost every data relationship I've ever encountered throughout my life. <a href="http://homepage.psy.utexas.edu/HomePage/Class/Psy341K/Salinas/Ledoux.pdf">I've effectively created a Pavlovian response to one of our most important mental capabilities</a>. This process has allowed me to absorb, recall, and utilize a vast array of data and has, in turn, altered my behavior in unexpected ways.<br />
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By now, <a href="http://fun256.com/photos/954.jpg">some of you may be lost</a>, so I'll get right to my point: The culmination of these patterns, data sets, and experiences has resulted in a theory. This theory is very, very complicated because it involves almost every relationship I can recall. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassandra#Modern_usage">Due to this complexity, I am currently unable to communicate the contents of this theory memetically</a>. For example, if I was to summarize this theory into a single Twitter update, it would be the following:<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><i>You are all fucked.</i></div><br />
Of course, this has the emotional appeal of having your eyeball laced with paper cuts (I saw you cringe when you read that!) which reinforces my lack of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memetics">memetic appeal</a>. I've since settled for a policy of incrementalism to propagate this theory more cohesively. (This blog) The previous posts are axioms to prepare a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisocial_personality_disorder">specific kind of person</a> for my theory. The axioms are as followed:<br />
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<ul><li><a href="http://abusiveoracle.blogspot.com/2011/12/youre-probably-stupid.html">Stop trusting the news</a> (Information denial)</li>
<li><a href="http://abusiveoracle.blogspot.com/2011/12/stop-trusting-photography.html">Stop trusting photography</a> (Emotional denial)</li>
<li><a href="http://abusiveoracle.blogspot.com/2011/12/you-are-not-asset-you-are-liability.html">You are not an asset, you are a liability</a> (Fate denial)</li>
<li><a href="http://abusiveoracle.blogspot.com/2011/12/youre-sucker-until-you-arent.html">You're a sucker until you aren't</a> (Violence denial)</li>
<li><a href="http://abusiveoracle.blogspot.com/2011/12/there-is-no-class-warfare.html">There is no class warfare</a> (Utopia denial)</li>
</ul><div>These axioms are carefully crafted for the specific intent of diffusing the plethora of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fallacies">factory-stamped excuses</a> people will reflexively rattle off when they are exposed to my theory. I have accepted that I cannot alter the trajectory of your self-narrative towards the direction it is running from. (<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two_Minutes_Hate">That technique</a> is owned, wholly, by the sociopaths in charge of things) I can, however, deny that self-narrative the opportunity to go on auto-pilot by overloading its triggers.</div><div><br />
</div><div>In short, I am aiming to disable your bomb by using a bigger bomb. It's not graceful and there's going to be a lot of collateral damage. But once you are disabled, my theory can be absorbed.<br />
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Once you are ready, adept, <a href="http://abusiveoracle.blogspot.com/2011/12/theory-post-emotion-solution.html" target="_blank">continue your studies to the next post</a>.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8385024273012378976.post-64715861824353890412011-12-09T00:35:00.000-08:002011-12-09T00:50:50.542-08:00There is no class warfareThe communists, like <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Theory_and_Practice_of_Oligarchical_Collectivism">any collection of sociopathic rulers you froth over</a>, used to have a list of heroes they plucked from history to <a href="http://thyblackman.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/black-jesus-sacred.jpg">suit their ideological agendas</a>. Some very interesting people made it onto the list. One of them was <a href="http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/323/4/2/vlad_the_impaler_in_full_view_by_mekanda-d336s27.jpg">Vlad the Impaler</a> because of his superior negotiations techniques that frequently involved stuffing pikes into the heads of feudal aristocrats of Romania known as the boyar.<br />
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Of course, you probably shun such barbarism in favor of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II">peace</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_War">love</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vietnam_War">bunnies</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulf_War">fluffy clouds made of sugar sprinkles</a>, and other symbolic gestures to soothe your <a href="http://www.johnoriordan.ie/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bispko11.gif">gentle, domesticated, and advanced sensibilities</a>. (Maybe a pike is too heavy for you.) Fortunately, for those who hate the powerful but want to be cool about it (but not too cool [<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puer_aeternus">but cool enough so that at the high school dance, the girl will notice you but not get uncool enough about to be too cool]</a>) there are a variety of less intense, always changing, always ineffectual anti-aristocracy icons you can use to channel your class envy.<br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/hipster-i-lead.jpg?w=500&h=457" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="182" src="http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/hipster-i-lead.jpg?w=500&h=457" width="200" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Hardcore class warrior ready to<br />
redistribute the shit out of your wealth</td></tr>
</tbody></table>Notice I said channel your class <i>envy</i>, not wage class <i>warfare</i>. I said that because there is no such thing as class warfare. Warfare implies a contest of two or more actors that are struggling to achieve influence over one another. By the simple fact that the powerful don't have to struggle to have influence over you means there is no contest going on. If the elite concocted a story about invading Botswana to rescue endangered penis mites, <a href="http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/africa-emerges/obama-lra-uganda">you'd sign right the fuck up</a>. <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-13744980">Most of you were ready to clamor for a global draft when a non-existant gay blogger from Syria was non-captured</a>.<br />
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Given that most of you were raised with<a href="http://adrianmallonmultimedia.com/products/images/eaw2.jpg"> an unending hail of shiny stickers for every fuck awful thing you concocted with your crayon box</a>, it is of no surprise you'd have absolutely zero idea of what an actual conflict of influence looks like. As far as you'd ever know, <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/28/obama-says-he-is-inclined_n_129993.html">doing exactly what the elite say you should do just might be class warfare</a>. How in the <strike>Nine</strike> Ten Hell's would you know any different?<br />
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Assuming such a sad state of affairs, I offer the following advice: If I am in a position of power and I ask you to give me, not only all of your money, but all of your kid's and grand kid's money and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emergency_Economic_Stabilization_Act_of_2008">you nod in agreement and give it to me without so much as asking a single question</a>... that's not called warfare. That's called rape. Getting raped isn't a noble act of defiance. (<a href="http://www.time.com/time/covers/0,16641,20111205,00.html">Your emoaganda works overtime to tell you otherwise</a>)<br />
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Now, I know you've been conditioned to accept the idea that if you play victim long enough, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enlightened_absolutism">someone will come to your aid</a>. This, also, is not what warfare looks like. That is what stupidity looks like. If everyone is the victim and expects someone to come along to save them, then whose left to play <strike>guitar</strike> hero?<br />
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Finally, if we are dealing with a population that is too stupid to figure out the fundamental difference between waging warfare for your own defense and getting raped for the next few generations, <a href="http://www.cleveland.com/business/index.ssf/2011/12/china_wants_to_invest_in_us_ro.html">why not join in on the pilfering and get a piece of action yourself</a>? At this point in time and for the foreseeable future, <a href="http://www.fpanet.org/journal/BetweentheIssues/LastMonth/Articles/ManyWealthyAmericansHaveDoneNothingtoProtectAssets/">it is more profitable to rob you blind than to enlighten you</a>.<br />
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There is no class warfare. There will never be class warfare ever again. As a collective, you are simply too stupid, too uncoordinated, and too fragmented to mount even a symbolic resistance. I leave you with this prescient tidbit that has yet to be proven wrong:<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;">"<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;"><i>There will be no curiosity, no enjoyment of the process of life. All competing pleasures will be destroyed. But always — do not forget this, Winston — always there will be the intoxication of power, constantly increasing and constantly growing subtler. Always, at every moment, there will be the thrill of victory, the sensation of trampling on an enemy who is helpless. </i></span><b style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;"><i>If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face — forever.</i>"</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">George Orwell, </span><i style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">1984</i></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8385024273012378976.post-28256698941939075312011-12-08T09:39:00.000-08:002011-12-08T09:44:40.995-08:00You're a sucker until you aren'tSomewhere between the day you barreled out of your mother's overused girly parts and the time a non-related person gave a shit about your existence, you were probably told that <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaC3Opse_UQ">you were important over</a>, and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3OAcX_2KNY">over</a>, and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsVcUzP_O_8">over</a>, and <a href="http://dangerousintersection.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/good-job-stickers-300x287.jpg">over</a>, and <a href="http://www.teeshirtuniversity.com/content/images/my.png">over</a>, and <a href="http://www3.alibris-static.com/isbn/9780864617330.gif">over</a>, and <a href="http://images.betterworldbooks.com/157/Everyone-is-Special-and-Unique-9781574718348.jpg">over</a> again. Anyone who told you otherwise was an <a href="http://www.everyoneisracist.com/img/thats-racist.gif">insensitive, judgmental, and biased racist</a>.<br />
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<a href="http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/college-students-lack-critical-thinking-skills-but-whos-to-blame/">You never bothered asking why you were told these things</a>. You just accepted them because they made you <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feelie#Other_meanings">feel good</a>. You got used to the concept of feeling good and <a href="http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pavlovian">you would do whatever it took to continue feeling good</a> because, after all, <a href="http://www.addictinginfo.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/circular-reasoning-works-because.jpg">you are special, so you want to feel special because, after all, you are special, and you want to feel special because</a>... etc.<br />
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As it turns out, in this world, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjZRAvsZf1g">everything is monetized</a>. If you want to feel good, you have to pay someone. And if you don't have the money? <a href="http://www.businesscreditmagic.com/images/bad-credit-noproblem.png">No problem</a>! <a href="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51GMVC5Y9FL._SL500_AA300_.jpg">Cash in with your future labor</a>! Buy shit now and pay for it later! After all, you're special, and you deserve it now!<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Your idea of fiscal soundness</td></tr>
</tbody></table>We tried to tell you it was a sham, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0137523/">over </a>and <a href="http://www.huxley.net/bnw/">over </a>and <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0133093/">over </a>again. You just called us <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trilateral_Commission">conspiracy theorists</a>. Now, in 2011, there is a good chance a few of you have been displaced from your homes, lost a long-term job, are being hounded by collectors, and are nearing the end of social safety net services. It's getting gradually more grim and only going to get worse. How long will you play the shell game and <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203501304577086002322298184.html">how many more people will you involve until it all falls down</a>?<br />
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Like you even care. You don't. You're special, first and foremost, and preserving that self-image is the most important concept to preserve. <br />
The <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychiatric_hospital">political narrative</a> is already crafting itself to adjust to your vision:<br />
<i>Greed is the problem!</i><br />
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No, greed is an impulse. Feeling greedy means you act on that greed. Acting on that greed doesn't guaranteed the greed is satisfied. Just because <a href="http://iamthewitness.com/books/Henry.Ford/The.International.Jew/index.htm">a bunch of powerful bankers who are not allowed to be named</a> were the architects of a predatory lending bubble designed to rob you blind doesn't mean it's going to work.<br />
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It takes suckers. Lots of suckers. Lots and lots and lots of suckers. An entire continent full of suckers. Several continents full of suckers.<br />
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I don't blame the greedy for 2008. The greedy are predictable. You know they are going to try to rob you. I blame everyone who thought otherwise. I leave you with these words that were spoken ninety-one years ago:<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">"<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;">The first wave of attack is to<a href="http://www.blogger.com/goog_32618833"> </a></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippie"><i>corrupt</i> Collective Opinion</a>. Now, to "corrupt" in the real sense does not mean anything unsavory or unclean. The whole power of every heresy is<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace_symbols"> its attractiveness to the good mind</a>. The whole explanation of the strong hold which untruth has gained upon the world of our day, is that the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_peace">untruth is reasonable</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empowerment">inspiring</a> and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culture_of_entitlement">apparently good</a>. <a href="http://publicdebts.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/public-debt-1974-2014.jpg">It is only after a long discipline in false ideals</a> — which are reasonable, inspiring and good — <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emergency_Economic_Stabilization_Act_of_2008">that the evil fruits appear</a> in acts and conditions which are <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/business/2011/11/fed-gave-banks-trillions-in-bailout-bloomberg-reports/">unreasonable</a>, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-3xeP7NFRE">destructive </a>and <a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1070329053600562261">wholly evil</a>. If you will trace the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Jewish_Labour_Bund_in_Lithuania,_Poland_and_Russia">idea of Liberty as it has appeared in Russian history</a>, from its philosophic beginning (<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Warburg">a Jewish beginning</a>, by the way) to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolshevik">its present ending</a> (<a href="http://www.reformed-theology.org/html/books/bolshevik_revolution/">a Jewish ending also</a>), <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Soviet_Union_(1927%E2%80%931953)">you will see the process</a>.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;">" ~Henry Ford, 1920</span></span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;"><br />
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Can you break your conditioning long enough to examine the history of finance for exactly as it occurred or are you still scared of the lash?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8385024273012378976.post-42123830076986330602011-12-07T09:59:00.000-08:002011-12-07T22:58:26.639-08:00You are not an asset, you are a liabilityI'm sure over the course of your life you've been told great things about yourself by positive role models and worked very hard to shape your self-image into something on par with Mother Teresa and <a href="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/23/34544355_df97b217a4.jpg">Mahatma Ghandi</a> tag teaming global starvation, one gooey love letter at a time. I'm sure you've also spent your life shrugging off the idea that <a href="http://chartingtheeconomy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/book4_2637_image004.gif">you are nothing more than a replaceable consumer with limited trade skills that no one really wants but tolerates due to complex incentives</a>. (This chart proves you are a liability, but you don't care.)<br />
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Fine. I see we are getting no where and your filter bubble is tremendously sturdy. Let's see how your world view affects your understanding of how "assets" like you are being treated:<br />
<ul><li><a href="http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,2101741,00.html?xid=rss-fullworld-yahoo">Russia love-tackles protesters and injects them with high-paying jobs</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/newsmakers/abc-exclusive-defiant-assad-denies-ordering-bloody-crackdown-111944523.html;_ylt=AjK50l97yDPm.1zeiHZUgtCs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTNtczFpbmpvBG1pdANKdW1ib3Ryb24gRlAEcGtnA2E2Yjk5OTFhLTUwOTUtM2U3Yi04MzMzLTkxMzIzMjU2MWYzYgRwb3MDMQRzZWMDanVtYm90cm9uBHZlcgM1ZTQxNDU3MC0yMGRlLTExZTEtYmRkZC1jZjk5YzNlYjA2ZGY-;_ylg=X3oDMTFvdnRqYzJoBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdANob21lBHB0A3NlY3Rpb25zBHRlc3QD;_ylv=3">Syria's legendary "Tactical Cuddle Squad" hard at work providing cupcakes for angry, cupcakeless mobs</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/21/iraq-bombings_n_881016.html">Iraqis are finally embracing complex postmodern expressionism of the 1960s and are voting with their bodies</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=7390655n&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+CBSNewsTravelGuru+(Travel+Guru%3A+CBSNews.com)">Occupy Wall Street is making tremendous strides in achieving a permanent state of perpetual orgy</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://news.sky.com/home/world-news/article/16125110">Greece is performing interpretive baby penguin tickling to symbolize their efforts in combating <strike>global warming</strike> <strike>global cooling</strike> <strike>anthrogenic climate change</strike> climate change</a>.</li>
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Those precious, individual, unique, snowflake assets sure are getting treated like liabilities. Want to guess why? It may be because <i>THEY ARE LIABILITIES</i>. <a href="http://blogs.wsj.com/wealth/2010/08/02/do-the-rich-even-need-the-rest-of-america-anymore/">The powerful don't need you anymore</a>. <a href="http://baltimorechronicle.com/2008/092908Lendman.shtml">You've already given them everything</a> and, to pay you back, <a href="http://www.jpmorgan.com/cm/BlobServer?blobcol=urldata&blobtable=MungoBlobs&blobkey=id&blobwhere=1158632456716&blobheader=application%2Fpdf">they are setting up shop across the planet</a> with the specific intention of abandoning you for fun and profit.<br />
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I love watching filter bubbles crumble.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8385024273012378976.post-8991242335774797422011-12-06T23:21:00.000-08:002012-01-03T15:29:12.406-08:00Stop trusting photographyWhile browsing through <a href="http://www.motherless.com/">erotic content of unorganized demographics that Democrats of the future will turn into a loud but emotionally convincing minority</a>, (Click on this and you'll instantly be in an FBI database. You've been warned!) I came across this <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/presidents-really-age-faster-rest-us-210145326.html">sterling example of professional journalism which tries to finally answer the most gripping questions of our time</a>.<br />
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This got me to thinking: <a href="http://cdn2.mixrmedia.com/wp-uploads/girlybubble/blog/2011/11/photoshop2.jpg">Instead of educating these dumb fucks about the reality of manipulating appearances</a>, why don't I just play along and <a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=QM3JFRUNWX4YE">make money off of their incredibly easy-to-hijack morality</a>?<br />
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Donate $5.00 to the <i><b>Keep Our Presidents Young Fund</b></i> today. For every dollar the fund receives, I'm less likely to do anything radical that will stress our leaders, thus, keeping them young looking. Let's put the "cute" back into the Executive Branch!<br />
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Yeah, I linked Russia Times as a news source. The fuck you gonna do about it? Leave? Why? <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/03/hillary-clinton-calls-al-_n_830890.html">Even Empress Clinton agrees that the corrupted information elemental you call news is a thousand cock sandwich served with a side of semi-cognizant medical waste</a>.<br />
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Yeah, I linked Huffington Post as a news source, and <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/08/03/huffington-post-forced-to-issue-retraction-apology-after-falsely-accusing/">I personally agree that the site is comprised entirely of upper middle class Leftist elitists who have spent their entire lives trying to resurrect the 1960s</a>. (Thank Dog we have AIDS to stop that dead in its tracks!)<br />
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Yeah, I linked Fox News as a news source, and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/News_Corporation">I personally agree that it is a Neocon outlet that has hijacked the religious folk of America to manufacture their consensus to coinside with the agendas of internationalist corporations</a>. (And that corporate greed is powered by your insatiable gut, fatty!)<br />
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You mad, bro? Not getting that precious, trusted information source that you pissed away hours searching for to validate that little <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filter_bubble">filter bubble</a> (Yeah, I put a link on <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filter_bubble">filter bubble</a> [Yeah, I put another link on filter bubble just to make sure your lazy ass doesn't miss it] because I'm assuming you have too many chromosomes to know what the fuck I'm talking about) you call personal preference and consumer rights? Tough titties, peon. Go sick a duck.<br />
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You don't control the news. You don't have a choice in what you are fed. You don't even do anything that's news worthy. Fuck you.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8385024273012378976.post-73642352815832960512011-12-06T22:11:00.000-08:002011-12-26T23:06:25.390-08:00RulesHere's a list of things you should be aware of before getting balls deep in this.<br />
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<ol><li>As long as you don't expect perfect grammar or spelling from me, I won't expect compliance or understanding from you. I write like I speak. You do, too.</li>
<li>You may think what you like is controversial, hip, edgy, and cool. For example, you may think that throwing chairs at nuns while lighting blind black babies on fire is edgy. I call that Tuesday. The shit that comes out of my mouth will not be so much vulgar as it is visceral. I'm very good at creating scarring mental imagery from words alone.</li>
<li>This is a poorly-disguised political blog designed to hijack your emotions. Don't ever expect anything more than that.</li>
<li>If you are addicted to pundits, talking points, sound bytes, or generally reprogramming your world view in accordance to whatever the latest news has covered, please comment often. I will troll you to death.</li>
<li>Do not think that the "anonymity" of the Internet protects you. I'm the king asshole around here and I will go to great lengths to defend that title.</li>
<li>I openly mock morality - all of it. Marxist-fueled vagina fests that douche with equality propaganda get shat on frequently. Religious idolaters who care more about their holy symbols than what those symbols represent get crucified on the spot. Nihilists will be abused until they fully commit to their beliefs and remove themselves physically. Your coda is garbage and no one (especially me) gives a squirt of Jew urine about it.</li>
<li>Sockpuppets (and their family, taxes, debt, and assets) will be traced and brought to the public domain out of spite.</li>
<li>If you are younger than twenty-five years old, either shut the fuck up or ask intelligent questions. That emotional sputtering you call a comment will be turned into a meme and shared with 4chan.</li>
<li>You are useless to everyone except your loved ones. And if you fail at even that, oh man, make sure I never find out because turning your personal failings into my amusement is my only God-given talent.</li>
<li>Trying to hide behind altruism only makes me draw you out even more. You're self-interested like the rest of us, you're just too weak to admit it.</li>
</ol><div>Now, continue your training by <a href="http://abusiveoracle.blogspot.com/2011/12/axioms.html" target="_blank">reading the next entry</a>.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0