While browsing through erotic content of unorganized demographics that Democrats of the future will turn into a loud but emotionally convincing minority, (Click on this and you'll instantly be in an FBI database. You've been warned!) I came across this sterling example of professional journalism which tries to finally answer the most gripping questions of our time.
This got me to thinking: Instead of educating these dumb fucks about the reality of manipulating appearances, why don't I just play along and make money off of their incredibly easy-to-hijack morality?
Donate $5.00 to the Keep Our Presidents Young Fund today. For every dollar the fund receives, I'm less likely to do anything radical that will stress our leaders, thus, keeping them young looking. Let's put the "cute" back into the Executive Branch!